This document humorously outlines how mistakes in different professions can lead to different outcomes. A barber's mistake becomes a new style, a driver's mistake an accident, a doctor's mistake an operation, and so on, with mistakes by an engineer becoming a new venture, a parent's mistake a new generation, a politician's mistake a new law, and a scientist's mistake a new invention. It also notes that if a programmer makes a mistake it becomes a new virus, an accountant's mistake a new journal entry, a store keeper's a return of goods, a vet's a new breed, and a HR manager's a mistake job description, while if the boss makes a mistake it is considered the employee's