This document lists 10 signs that indicate the author has embraced being an "old chick" rather than a "young chic". These signs include having two recliners in the bedroom, a pre-assembled fake Christmas tree, comfortable low-heeled shoes, a seersucker housedress, a short haircut to avoid styling hair, going on guided tours where they are one of the younger people, driving cars with over 100,000 miles, eating frequently at Cracker Barrel to have a regular table, reading obituaries for hobby ideas, and not recognizing current celebrities while fantasizing about old matinee idols.