The document provides tips for not being an asshole, beginning with overly polite behaviors like saying grace and praising Jesus regardless of beliefs, as well as denying basic human functions. Better suggestions are given such as baking funfetti goods for others, limiting excessive social media posts, keeping a red hair color, and simply not being an asshole. The presentation humorously suggests both obvious and ridiculous ways to avoid asshole behaviors.

1. How to not be an asshole
A powerpoint presentation by
courtney

2. Ideas:
• Be polite
• Open doors for people even if they’re far away
• Say grace before dinner and praise jesus
• Deny that you poop
• Wave to police.
• Go 10 under the speed limit
• Turn your blinker on 20 minutes before you
need to turn

3. Pictures of people not being assholes

4. Better ideas
• Bake everyone baked goods. Particularly
funfetti. Particularly me
• Don’t post 20 things on twitter at once.
• Keep your hair red.
• Not be an asshole.

5. The end