1. Why The Emperor’s New Groove
is literally the best shit ever
By tumblr user
i-never-liked-your-spinach-puffs
here comes the comic sans
but not really literally don’t be gross
PART ONE

2. KUZCO IS THE BEST PRINCESS
does it look like he
gives a shit
Sassy since 1447 B.C
majestic motherfucker
is that Elton John
Tulio and Miguel will not be happy about this
DAT SASS

3. The Groove is real
• It’s a fukin tangible thing ok
• Don’t throw that shit off
just watch the first 15 min of the
movie ok
The emperor’s new twerk

4. Yzma and Kronk
• Bad ass extraordinaires
• Tired of Kuzco’s shit(mostly Yzma)
Kronk is everyone’s bby
she’s like those tumblr users who
refer to everyone as peasants
He does his own theme music ok
“proof that
dinosaurs once
roamed the earth”
fuk you Kuzco I’m
done with your
shit accuracy
She’s the
Regina
George of
the Incan
Empire
stahp it

5. THE LEVER
• For some reason Yzma can’t pull that shit herself
• Kronk usually does a poor ass job at it(it’s ok bby we all still
love you)
• Leads to the secret meth lab
If you
didn’t want
to ride the
shit out of
this as a
kid right
now you are
lyingElaborate ass roller
coaster
I literally
cannot
stress how
fukin epic
this is so I’m
gonna move

6. Llama Foreshadowing
• Ok you know this maufuka is going to be a
damn llama from the get go
Llama comb my
ass
The plant that Yzma
throws the potion into
at dinner TURNS
INTO A FUCKING
LLAMA CACTUS
He even dances
like a llama
Not foolin anyone with
this shit
Or maybe you knew from
the trailer idk

7. Pacha
• Such a sweetheart
• Deals with Kuzco’s shit
• Has a kickass family
U go chicha
That’s not
necessary
Def
thought
Llama
Kuzco
was
some
trippy
ass
demon
spawn
This ain’t no Supernatural
(sorry Sam and Dean)
Consoles
Kuzco
through
post
traumatic
llama
syndrome

8. Plot Holes(or lack thereof)
• Shit happens in this movie that no one can explain
• Not even the writers
• Not even the characters
• No one seems to give a fuck either
Shit I’m getting lazy

9. The Red Sharpie
If I have to explain this to you
nevermind
I’m not
see wat I did there

10. That concludes part one
• I’m tired and I’m supposed to be doing hw
• I put a lot of work into this shit
• Screenshotting the whole damn movie
• Should I continue? Are you tired of my shit?
• Let me know by reblogging or whatever
fuk that
Thanks for watching!