The document expresses cheers and gratitude to various positive aspects of the planet through a series of statements with similar structure. Each statement cheers an ounce of something positive like beauty, sunlight, or fertility on the planet. It is said these things forever ensured positives like compassion or truth and prevented negatives like commercialism or lies. Overall, the document expresses appreciation for qualities of the planet that bring benefits to life and humanity.

1. CHEERS.
Cheers ! To every ounce of marvelously benign sensitivity on this fathomlessly
jubilant planet. Which forever ensured that the spirit of compassionate belonging;
insuperably thrived.
Cheers ! To every ounce of naturally panoramic beauty on this wonderfully
enamoring planet. Which forever ensured that there wouldn’t be the tiniest of space
for the dreaded prisons of robotic commercialism.
Cheers ! To every ounce of brilliantly Omnipotent Sunlight on this triumphantly
unfettered planet. Which forever ensured that the rays of blazing optimism
wholesomely devoured even the most evanescent shade of ghastily blackened
negativity.
Cheers ! To every ounce of altruistically Godly simplicity on this beautifully iridescent
planet. Which forever ensured that all wantonly prejudiced pretension dissolved into
the corpse of inane nothingness.
Cheers ! To every ounce of victoriously glorious truth on this redolently
unconquerable planet. Which forever ensured that the pugnacious mortuary of lies
seemed more invisible than the thinnest wisps of nocturnal air.
Cheers ! To every ounce of majestically poignant fertility on this boundlessly
burgeoning planet. Which forever ensured that mother earth continued its endlessly
blessed chapters of unassailable proliferation.
Cheers ! To every ounce of tirelessly emollient adventure on this ecstatically
romanticizing planet. Which forever ensured that the gallows of bawdy monotony
and politics; were buried an infinite feet beneath non-existent mud.
Cheers ! To every ounce of euphorically virile rain on this limitlessly bestowing
planet. Which forever ensured that graveyards of oblivious barrenness; merrily
bloomed with stupendously reinvigorating freshness.
Cheers ! To every ounce of mischievously pristine flirtation on this symbiotically
fragrant planet. Which forever ensured that the exultation of youth remained
perennial; even countless centuries after horrifically asphyxiating death.
Cheers ! To every ounce of peerlessly inimitable bravery on this ubiquitously ebullient
planet. Which forever ensured that those dastardly who atrociously sold their
mother’s and wives; received the highest rebukes and punishment of devilish hell.

2. Cheers ! To every ounce of righteously impregnable faithfulness on this blissfully
venerated planet. Which forever ensured that the body of sacrilegious betrayal
choked and gasped an infinite times for priceless breath; before eventually
succumbing to the coffins of extinction.
Cheers ! To every ounce of unfathomably iridescent fantasy on this royally
unhindered planet. Which forever ensured that the brain evolved a civilization
of invincibly fructifying newness.
Cheers ! To every ounce of celestially subliming sermon on this happily palpitating
planet. Which forever ensured that the dungeons of treacherously victimizing
illiteracy; could never ever see the face of light.
Cheers ! To every ounce of synergistic fruit and food-grain on this regally insatiable
planet. Which forever ensured that dormitories of hapless impoverishment; would
ardently mélange with the fabric of mother nature’s astounding fertility.
Cheers ! To every ounce of magically ameliorating artistry on this uninhibitedly
musical planet. Which forever ensured that every organism irrespective of caste;
creed; color or tribe; handsomely floated in the clouds of surreally inebriating dreams.
Cheers ! To every ounce of miraculously untainted creativity on this unabashedly
sensuous planet. Which forever ensured that the winds of timelessly rejuvenating
freshness; convivially kissed every naked patch of bizarre disease.
Cheers ! To every ounce of fierily undefeated breath on this fantastically unbridled
planet. Which forever ensured that the cistern of life reigned as the most supreme
command; even an infinite moments after destined death.
Cheers ! To every ounce of thunderously unshakable heartbeat on this spell-bindingly
tantalizing planet. Which forever ensured that the wave of Immortally heavenly love;
embraced one and all enchantingly alike.
Cheers ! To every ounce of unbelievably selfless humanity on this inscrutably
flowering planet. Which forever ensured that every organism holistically alive; was in
interminable company of Omnipresent brotherhood.
And now I can most proudly and by the grace of Omniscient Lord Almighty Lord
proclaim to the entire world; that my drink is actually and in its most truest sense;
finished.