This document analyzes data from office holiday party events at bowling alleys. It finds that 27% of activities involved fist pumping, while 31% was trash talking and other activities like pizza, toasts and selfies made up smaller percentages. Research shows bowling increases smiling and moonwalking. The optimal party balances good food and drinks with games at the bowling alley. 99% of workers preferred bowling to other parties. As the night goes on, ties may be repurposed as headbands. Playing 4-5 bowling games can lead to secret handshakes between managers and staff, potentially leading to promotions. The document encourages booking a holiday party at the bowling alley for impressive food, fun and planning.