This document lists the titles of popular children's books and suggests humorous alternative titles that provide more straightforward descriptions of the plots. It includes classics like "Charlotte's Web," "The Cat in the Hat," and "Goodnight Moon," as well as more recent hits like "Percy Jackson," "Divergent," and "Pretty Little Liars." The document ends with a short aside about not being able to become a cat lady due to cat allergies.

1. Better Book Titles
By Sulzer Children’s Staff

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A Storm of Swords
The Waves
Julius Caesar

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What to Expect When You’re
Expecting
Charlotte’s Web
Twilight

4. Miss Nelson is Missing

5. Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

6. The Runaway Bunny

7. The Cat in the Hat

8. Pinkalicious

9. The Very Hungry Caterpillar

10. Don’t Let the Pigeon Stay Up Late

11. The Giving Tree

12. Thomas the Tank Engine

13. Love You Forever

14. Goodnight Moon

15. Pete the Cat

16. How Do Dinosaurs Love Their Cats

17. Frog and Toad are Friends

18. Pippi Longstocking

19. The Boxcar Children

20. Chasing Vermeer

21. Mr. Popper’s Penguins

22. Percy Jackson

23. Where the Red Fern Grows

24. Peter Pan
Seriously, guys, it’s bad. And I can’t even become a cat lady because I’m allergic to cats.

25. Pretty Little Liars

26. The Chocolate Wars

27. The Fault in Our Stars

28. Divergent

29. The Wednesday Wars