Some of my worst half-assed inventions. Some have been produced successfully (by other people) while some remain golden opportunities to make ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
Details and more bad inventions here: http://bookmaniac.org/category/inventions/
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Bad inventions-talk
1. Bad Inventions
or
“I HAVE ANOTHER GREAT IDEA!”
or
“Quick, Let’s Buy the Domain Name!”
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Thursday, December 20, 12
2. Steps to Hell
• Invent something
• Buy the domain name
• ?????
• Complain bitterly when someone profits 10
years later
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3. alt.sex.fetish-startrek
1993: HAHA let’s make a newsgroup for posts about
star trek porn and see if anyone takes the bait! Yeah I
bet there’s hundreds if not thousands of Star Trek
fetishists! Quick, let’s read some RFCs!
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7. Animal Ear Hats
1994:You know, I bet in 10 or 15 years everyone will be
wearing HATS with ANIMAL EARS on them. NO WAY.
WAY! Cat ears. Fox ears. Whatever ears. All kinds of hats!
We will make ONE MILLION DOLLARS. In fact it should
happen RIGHT NOW. We need a factory! Everyone will
wear hats with little EARS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
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9. Booby Tshirts
1995: OMG what if we made a tshirt, and it said BOOBIES,
but it had pictures of two BLUE FOOTED BOOBIES you
know, the bird kind of like a huge seagull but with blue feet
and they do a little dance around their nests when it’s
mating time? BOOBY SHIRTS! We will make ONE
MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!
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11. TandemUnderwear.com
1996 (drunk): HEY!!! I just got the BEST IDEA. What?
TANDEM UNDERWEAR. OMG genius! QUICK! BUY THE
DOMAIN NAME!!!!! Underwear, with FOUR LEG HOLES.
This time we’ll like, find some sort of underwear making
FACTORY and it will sell in all porn shops and novelty
stores and the adam and eve catalog We will make ONE
MILLION DOLLARS
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13. ELBOFF
A cross between those pop up sun shields you put in a car
window, and a cup holder, but for the arm rests in
airplanes, so when you sit next to some grumpy
businessman asshole who hogs the arm rest and is chewing
gum you just whip out your ELB-OFF and pop it up! Hey
presto instant privacy and you claim half the arm rest!
Status: STILL NEEDED!
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15. The Catula
Move a cat without disturbing it
Status: STILL NEEDED!
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16. The Sockerchief
Socks with the top
half detachable with
velcro. Instant
handkerchief! Then
put it back.
So handy.
Status: Still a bad idea
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17. The Chia Butt
A chia pet.
But, of a
hairy butt!
Status: Come on,
someone make this
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18. Dead Mouse Cat Treats
Fake mice in a bag!
Chewy beef jerky skin, squooshy guts, crunchy fake bone
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Status: Oppurtunity, on
your pillow
21. Cat Food Spray
• Yes, a lot of my inventions are about cats
• Dump cat food in bowl
• Cat does not finish it
• Cat wants fresh cat food from bag
• Solution: Cat Food smelling spray!
• ONE MILLION DOLLARS, PEOPLE!
Thursday, December 20, 12