This document is a quiz that asks 10 questions to determine if someone is a serial killer. It asks things like if they go through a lot of metal drums, plan things in detail, see threats in everyday objects, own many pairs of pliers, know drug dosages, have areas of their home off limits to cleaners, considered restraint mechanisms, know someone's routine without them knowing, and don't believe in karma. It then provides a tongue-in-cheek scoring where answering yes to more questions means you enjoy torture or are a congratulated serial killer.

1. Are you a serial killer?10 questions to ask yourself

2. Do you go through an inordinate amount of metal drums?1

3. Do you plan things in-depth and visualize their outcomes?2

4. Do you see an inherent threat in everyday objects?3

5. Do you own more than eight pair of pliers?4

6. Can you name a drug and the dosage required to satisfactorily sedate a 150 pound person?5

7. Are some areas of your home “off limits” to Merry Maids?6

8. Have you ever considered purchasing a book on medieval restraint mechanisms? 7

9. Can you recite the daily routine of someone who doesn’t even know your name?9

10. Did you long ago abandon the idea of karmic retribution?10

11. Check your score!

12. If you answered yes:0-2 times: a little frisky3-5 times: owner of all Dexter DVDs6-8 times: enjoyer of light torture9-10 times: CONGRATULATIONS! You’re a serial killer!