4. We had a great deal of irrefutable
photo and video evidence of
Extraterrestrial alien activity ,
Government involvement
with extraterrestrials,
And even an alien autopsy.
5. Unfortunately our corporate office
was breached and the evidence
was stolen. There was not enough
evidence for the authorities to even
conclude that there had even been
a break in.
6. Since it would be libelous for us to
suggest that such a clever break in
could only be executed by the CIA,
we are not allowed to suggest that.
7. Consequently, to provide irrefutable
evidence for our claims we have to
use artistic reconstructions by artists
who were sworn to honesty and
who wish to remain unanimous
anonymous.
