This document provides brief character summaries for various Homestuck characters according to the perspective of "Layne". The summaries are 1-3 sentences each and focus on the characters' appearances, comparing them to other fictional or real-life people, objects, and in some cases noting personality traits. For example, Kankri Vantas is said to look blind, Latula Pyrope looks like another character with pointy red glasses, and Cronus Ampora is described as a "crackhead fish".