1. Introducing Alimps a.k.a Alimpan
Priority 1
Goal 1 : South East Corner
Goal 2 : North East Corner
Priority 2:
Goal 3 : FIFA Champion

3. Asked her out….she
told “Alimps, u r
handsome and cute.
Pleasure to go out with
you ! “ …………..”but I
am not interested,
BHAK SAALE”
O my angels ! I gave up
FIFA and messaged
you in that time…
Our man’s Reaction
“Hey, shall we go out
?”…….#no reply…..”I
guess you must be
sleeping”……#no
reply….”Ok lets go for a
walk”…..#no
reply…..”Hmmm, I
guess you must be tired.
Goodnight”…..#no
reply…..”Bye  “…..
“Bye Alimpan ”

4. SAFETY STOCKS IN PLACE AS ALWAYS !!

5. FINALLY MEN-UNITED !!!
“You Know,
Morom is such
a sweetie pie.
He always
replies to my
messages,
walks me to
class, is in my
room 99.92% of
the
time….aaah
this is life !!” –
Alimpan’s take
on his new
found love.

6. Agar piya hai asli
maa ka doodh …
aao 12 baje @A-
base aur ukhaad
lo jo ukhaadna
hai
@ so and so :And ya ! For heavens sake , please
reply to those messages. When a guy takes out
time from FIFA to message you….#NO WORDS