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A fingeristhe mythical instrumentof powergiftedtohumankindthatitdoesnot know aboutyet.
The fingerisa weaponand fountainof unlimitedpoweruponretrospectiononitaftertwocupsof
coffee andburningapacket of smokes.Whenusedin singularformithasthe capacityto decide
whichidiotshoulddecidethe fate of the countryfora periodof time.Thisisalsothe same
instrumentthatwaspointedouttoyou inyour highschool to blame aboutwhostole the chalkfrom
the class.This “finger”isa beaconof nowhere-nessoftenusedbyfraudulentgodmentopoint
above to showthe presence of a God thatis supposedtojudge youveryharshlyevenif youdothe
tinybitof mistake.The fingeristhatinstrumentthatcantake you to greatheightsprovidedoff
course that youare usingto pressthe “Up” buttonina lift.The fingerisahighlyflexible thingandas
alsofeaturedinthe proverbsectionof Englishgrammarbecause we didnothave enoughtrouble
alreadywiththe blightedlanguage.The quote roughlytranslatedwouldconstrue assuch“That if are
not able toget the work done by a straightfinger,youmustbendit”.This leadsto twohypotheses
that theyactuallymeantitina goodway or theyjustwantedtobreaka bone inyourbody to make
youunderstanda point. “Finger”isalmostalwaysusedtobyyour grandmotherstopoke you to
deduce howthinyouhave become andisalwaysfollowedbylotof food.“Finger”wasalsothe
instrumentthatisusedto shutyouup by a personwhoputsit infront of hisface andthat is takenas
the universal politelanguage for“shutthe f*** up” .”Finger”inyourchildhoodwasaweaponthat
couldbe usedto repeatedlypointatthingsandyou wouldgetif yourluckfavouredyouafter
sometime the people whoseemedtobe takingthe baitcame up withtheirownversiontodivert
thisplanby takingtheirfingerandmovingitleftandrightindisapproval of the thingsyoushouldnot
do.Human beingshave five of these socalled“Finger”andall of themhave beendevelopedinto
forminga universal languagewhichshouldbe brieflydiscussedhere.The smallest andthe thinnest
one whenindividuallyheldupwouldmeanthatthe hostneedstorelease bodilyfluidsandtherefore
a restroomishighly needed.The fat one alsodubbedasthe thumbfingerwhensingularlyheld
wouldmeanthatyou approve towhateverstupiditythatisinfrontof you, The fingerisdubbedas
the ring fingershouldbe alwaysbe free andwild.If byany mistake youletthe opposite genderput
a metal bandaround itby the name of all terroristorganisationsyouare done.The chief of the
fingeristhe middle fingerthatshouldbe usedliberallytoshow yourdispleasure.The entire “finger”-
s whentheyjointogether,tomake aclub whichthey call a fist.Itis highlyuseful tobeatthe blazes
out of someone youdonot fancy.

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500 word writeups ( Finger )

  • 1. A fingeristhe mythical instrumentof powergiftedtohumankindthatitdoesnot know aboutyet. The fingerisa weaponand fountainof unlimitedpoweruponretrospectiononitaftertwocupsof coffee andburningapacket of smokes.Whenusedin singularformithasthe capacityto decide whichidiotshoulddecidethe fate of the countryfora periodof time.Thisisalsothe same instrumentthatwaspointedouttoyou inyour highschool to blame aboutwhostole the chalkfrom the class.This “finger”isa beaconof nowhere-nessoftenusedbyfraudulentgodmentopoint above to showthe presence of a God thatis supposedtojudge youveryharshlyevenif youdothe tinybitof mistake.The fingeristhatinstrumentthatcantake you to greatheightsprovidedoff course that youare usingto pressthe “Up” buttonina lift.The fingerisahighlyflexible thingandas alsofeaturedinthe proverbsectionof Englishgrammarbecause we didnothave enoughtrouble alreadywiththe blightedlanguage.The quote roughlytranslatedwouldconstrue assuch“That if are not able toget the work done by a straightfinger,youmustbendit”.This leadsto twohypotheses that theyactuallymeantitina goodway or theyjustwantedtobreaka bone inyourbody to make youunderstanda point. “Finger”isalmostalwaysusedtobyyour grandmotherstopoke you to deduce howthinyouhave become andisalwaysfollowedbylotof food.“Finger”wasalsothe instrumentthatisusedto shutyouup by a personwhoputsit infront of hisface andthat is takenas the universal politelanguage for“shutthe f*** up” .”Finger”inyourchildhoodwasaweaponthat couldbe usedto repeatedlypointatthingsandyou wouldgetif yourluckfavouredyouafter sometime the people whoseemedtobe takingthe baitcame up withtheirownversiontodivert thisplanby takingtheirfingerandmovingitleftandrightindisapproval of the thingsyoushouldnot do.Human beingshave five of these socalled“Finger”andall of themhave beendevelopedinto forminga universal languagewhichshouldbe brieflydiscussedhere.The smallest andthe thinnest one whenindividuallyheldupwouldmeanthatthe hostneedstorelease bodilyfluidsandtherefore a restroomishighly needed.The fat one alsodubbedasthe thumbfingerwhensingularlyheld wouldmeanthatyou approve towhateverstupiditythatisinfrontof you, The fingerisdubbedas the ring fingershouldbe alwaysbe free andwild.If byany mistake youletthe opposite genderput a metal bandaround itby the name of all terroristorganisationsyouare done.The chief of the fingeristhe middle fingerthatshouldbe usedliberallytoshow yourdispleasure.The entire “finger”- s whentheyjointogether,tomake aclub whichthey call a fist.Itis highlyuseful tobeatthe blazes out of someone youdonot fancy.