The document lists various items and their weights, with many items weighing 22 lbs. Some of the 22 lb items mentioned include a center section of an exhaust, a jug of equine supplement, 22 lbs of vegetable seeds to empower women in Laos, the average weight of a Gold Gem pumpkin, and the innovative 1980s Compaq Portable 2 computer that John Cleese compared to a 22 lb fish.

1. 22 LBS

2. A jug of equine supplement or this bucket of bird food

3. An inquisitive dog

4. 48” card table. Fun sold separately.

5. A wheel

6. A computer tower

7. a remarkable fish

8. A Cat Too Big

9. A mammoth bird

10. This Pile of Butternut Squash

11. These bitchin’ bikes

12. A colossal crustacean

13. 11 awesome boxes of Velveeta

14. Mmmmm butter

15. 4 laptops

16. The brains of 2 elephants

17. The 2007 Ford-UAW Master Contract

18. One big bunny

19. The center section of this STU legal exhaust weighs 22 lbs. Whatever that means.

20. 22 pounds of vegetable seeds help to empower women in Laos. 220 goats 175 cows 10 pigs 75 weaving material sets 685 saplings 1400 pounds of crop seeds 22 pounds of vegetable seeds http://www.heifer.org/site/apps/nlnet/content2.aspx?c=edJRKQNiFiG&b=6057771&ct=8408541

21. Average weight of a Gold Gem pumpkin

22. In the 80s, John Cleese compared the innovative 22 lb. Compaq Portable 2, to this 22 lb. fish. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlmzwZXa-Ww

23. 22 lbs. of weed. (gun not included)

24. A Morse diving helmet

25. Either of these lovely, understated, haute couture gowns

26. One empty artisan keg.

27. 2 giant babies