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20 things
women think
about themselves
Woman think that when they buy a vibrator it
is glamorous, but when men buy a blow up
doll it's pathetic.
Women think that they can scare male
bosses with mysterious gynecological
disorder excuses.
Woman think that they can get rid of their leg hair
without pretending that they do a lot of cycling,
swimming or any other sport that would require
aerodynamic legs.
Women think that they can have partners
that are years younger than them without
being called dirty old perverts.
Women think that when they wake up
looking like something the cat dragged in,
they can fix it with cosmetics.
Women think that they should get off
the Titanic first.
Women think that their boyfriend's clothes
make them look elfin and gorgeous.
Men look like complete dorks in their own our
clothes.
Women think that they have total control
over their eyebrows.
Women think that they can be groupies.
Male groupies are stalkers.
Women think that it's cool to be a daddy's
girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.
Women think that they can cry to get out
of speeding fines.
Women think that it’s the thrill to surprise
people by being good at darts... and pool...
and football.
Women think that they can get drunk quicker
and cheaper…
Women think that they don't look like a frog
in a blender when dancing.
Women think that games are fun, but don't
believe there's a direct correlation between
the size of their scores and the size of their...
womanhood.
Women think that having headaches in the
most critical moments of men’s life is...
Well, they just don’t think…
If your bitch is bitching
              • send the bitch for some “fix”…

              • or come together for a couple-session
                so two of you “get over yourself”…

              • or come by yourself
                to “get rid of yourself”…



The value of self-delusion is overrated.

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20 things women think & say

  • 2. Woman think that when they buy a vibrator it is glamorous, but when men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
  • 3. Women think that they can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
  • 4. Woman think that they can get rid of their leg hair without pretending that they do a lot of cycling, swimming or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs.
  • 5. Women think that they can have partners that are years younger than them without being called dirty old perverts.
  • 6. Women think that when they wake up looking like something the cat dragged in, they can fix it with cosmetics.
  • 7. Women think that they should get off the Titanic first.
  • 8. Women think that their boyfriend's clothes make them look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete dorks in their own our clothes.
  • 9. Women think that they have total control over their eyebrows.
  • 10. Women think that they can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
  • 11. Women think that it's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.
  • 12. Women think that they can cry to get out of speeding fines.
  • 13. Women think that it’s the thrill to surprise people by being good at darts... and pool... and football.
  • 14. Women think that they can get drunk quicker and cheaper…
  • 15. Women think that they don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
  • 16. Women think that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of their scores and the size of their... womanhood.
  • 17. Women think that having headaches in the most critical moments of men’s life is... Well, they just don’t think…
  • 18. If your bitch is bitching • send the bitch for some “fix”… • or come together for a couple-session so two of you “get over yourself”… • or come by yourself to “get rid of yourself”… The value of self-delusion is overrated. It’s time for PhysioEmoDynamics.
  • 20.
  • 21. Contact us: sales@PhysioEmoDynamics.com book your private “cool down” session