1 How Stupid Can We Get
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The document lists various hypothetical scenarios that represent extremes of human traits and behaviors. It provides examples of the height of secrecy being offering blank visiting cards, the height of laziness being asking for a lift while on a morning walk, and the height of craziness being getting a blank paper xeroxed. It also gives the height of forgetfulness as seeing oneself in the mirror and trying to remember the last time one saw that person, the height of stupidity as a man looking through the keyhole of a glass door, the height of honesty as a pregnant woman taking one and a half tickets, the height of suicide as a dwarf jumping off a footpath, and the height of dehydration as a cow giving milk powder
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- 2. What is height of laziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk
- 3. What is height of Craziness? Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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- 8. What is height of De-hydration? A cow giving milk powder.