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*Chapter One*!
!
A Series of Unfortunate
Humiliations!
My	Development	
Lagged	Behind	My	
Peers
Age	6:	Iā€™m	Behind	the	Sign
I	Was	Terriļ¬ed	of	Dragonļ¬‚ies
I	Was	Terriļ¬ed	of	Dogs
A	Girl	Pushed	Me	Into	A	Treewell	at	School
First	Mentor:	My	Elementary	School	
Principle	Mrs.	Gilman
My	Elementary	School	Today:	Looks	
The	Same	as	in	1960ā€™s
My	Experience	in	Gym	Class
Grade	School	Flute	Player:	Not	the	Best	Way	to	
Impress	Other	Kids.	Impressed	ā€œPepper,ā€	Our	Cat.
I	Voted	for	Nixon	in	School	Mock	ElecVon	
Because	I		Liked	The	Way	He	Looked
In	5th	Grade,	Couldnā€™t	Read	Film	Strip	On	The	Screen	
Got	Sent	For	Eye	TesVng	Got	First	Glasses
Early	Teenager	Look:		Glasses,	Braces,	Greasy	Hair
Life	in	Middle	School
Age	16:	First	Job	Washing	Dishes	At	Friendlyā€™s.		I	
Hated	It
Made	Up	for	Personal	Failures	with	ScholasVc	
Successes
Capitalize	On	ScholasVc	Successes	in	College
Persist	At	Flute	Despite	Everything
*Chapter 2*!
!
I Will Never Be
Humiliated Again
*Chapter 4*!
!
God and His Lack
of Interest!
*Chapter 5*!
!
The Grand Opening!
*Chapter 6*!
!
Soulmate!
Finding	My	Soulmate	Will	Solve	All	My	Problems
*Chapter 7*!
!
God Does An
Intervention!
*Chapter 8*!
!
Radiant Richard!
Ode	to	ME	!	
Photoshopped	Keats	Victorian	book	
cover-not	done	yet	
Finally	The	SoluVon		-	Self	Love.
Hotness	Moment	#1	Skiing
Hotness	Moment	#2	Doctor
Hotness	Moment	#3	Student	of	Spirit
Hotness	Moment	#4	Department	Chief	
ā€¢ā€Æ Maybe	me	buried	under	paperwork
Hotness	Moment	#5
Hotness	Moment	#6:	Parenthood
Iā€™ll	take	it	!	
Hotness	Moment	#7	Prosperity
Hotness	Moment	#8	ConnecVon
Hotness	Moment	#9	Hyper-Energy,	
No	Medical	ExplanaVon.		Itā€™s	Just	Me
Iā€™m	My	Soulmate	!
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