1. HUMOROUS QUOTATIONS-30
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5. The generation gap
It is the one war in which
everyone changes
sides.

8. I was born to a
punctuation vigilant.

9. There are 2 tragedies in life.
One is not to get your heart’s desire. The other
is to get it.

10. Life would be very
pleasant if it
were not for its
enjoyments.

11. The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins
of friends who took exercise.

12. The great advantage of
refuge from home life.
a hotel is that it’s a

13. Hatred of domestic work is
a natural and admirable
result of civilization.

14. I got disappointed in human nature as well and
gave it up because I found it too much like my
own.

15. Reality is
something
the human
race doesn’t
handle very
well.

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18. What the good
of a home if
you are never
in it?

19. I feel very humble. But I think I have the
strength of character to fight it.

20. Someone had to accept one; otherwise there
would be shelves full of them left.

21. ‘Do you know what a
pessimist is?’

22. It’s an odd job, making decent people laugh.

23. When a dog bites a man, that is not news,
because it happens so soften. But if a man
bites a dog, that is news.

24. I don’t want to know what the law is , I want to
know who the judge is.

26. Never marry a man who hates his mother,
because he’ll end up hating you.

27. No man is
regular in his
attendance
at the House of
Commons
until he is
married.

28. Don’t worry if you never marry. It will
save from a lot of vexation.

29. Any man who goes to a psychiatrist
should have his head examined.

30. All women dress like their mothers, that is their
tragedy.
No man ever does. That is his.

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