Golfing with Jean - October 25, 2014

1. Golfing with Jean
“The Jean Machine”
Saturday, October 25th
2014

2. Golfing with Jean
Saturday, October 25th
2014

5. “Friends become our chosen family.”

6. Smile, let everyone know that today, you are a
lot stronger than you were yesterday!

7. "While playing golf today, I hit two good balls.
I also stepped on a rake."

8. "If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf
ball."

9. I like it when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.

10. "The reason a pro tells you
to keep your head down is
so you can't see him
laughing."

11. “Golf is a puzzle without an
answer. I’ve played the game for
50 years and I still haven’t the
slightest idea of how to play.”

12. “I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games.
If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended
to be a joke.”

13. “If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”

14. “It's good
sportsmanship to
not pick up lost
golf balls while
they are still
rolling.”

15. Love does not consist of gazing at
each other, but in looking together in
the same direction.

16. Golf – violating the
rules of fashion for
300 years

18. To golf or not to golf?
What a stupid question

21. SAY CHEESE!

22. Friendship is when people know
all about you but like you
anyway…

23. What’s with the pants??

25. LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON

27. Where’s that pesky
wabbit?

28. “Golf – invented so beer drinkers
didn’t have to stop drinking to play
a sport”

29. For every wound, a balm.
For every sorrow, a cheer.
For every storm, a calm.
For every thirst, a beer!

31. I smile because you’re my family,
I laugh because there’s nothing I
can do about it.

32. Cheers to you and
cheers to me…
The best of friends
we’ll always be!

33. I fell in love with you because of a million tiny
things you never knew you were doing

34. Family is not just an important thing.
It’s everything.
Remember - as far as anyone
knows, we're a nice normal family…

39. Family, we may not have it all
together, but together we have it all
“When you’re right, you’re goddamn right…”
- Jean Dessureault