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Hell from a liberal
perspective
Abandon all hope ye who enter
here
By Eric K. Helgeson
Level 9: Thieves
• In Level 9, Thieves and
robbers who steal for their
own greed have their
hands cutoff and
regrowned for eternity.
• Notable people: Billy the
Kid, Vincenzo Peruggia,
and Blackbeard.
Level 8: Cheaters
• In Level 8, cheaters are
betting for their freedoms in
a casino where they always
lose.
• Notable people: Bernie
Madoff, Peter Minuit, and
Mr. Henry F. Potter.
Level 7: Gluttons
• In Level 7, the gluttons who
hoard food will become pigs
and eat their own
excrement before being
served to the demons as
dinner.
• Notable people: Ciacco, and
Hermann Göring.
Level 6: Cruelty to Animals
• In Level 6, People who torture
and kill animals for
fun(Hunting them doesn't
count). Will face the same
torture they put the animals
through.
• Notable people: Sharon
McDonough, David Motari,
Tyler Hayes Weinhams, and
the people who make crush
films.
Level 5: Rapists and Molesters
• In Level 6, rapists and
molesters will be turned
into women and raped in
all holes by big men in a
prison shower.
• Notable people: Pedophile
Catholic priests, Patrick
Horen, and Johnny.
Level 4: Lust
• In Level 4, all sexaholics will
be tied to a cross and watch
the succubi doing sexually
suggestive stuff(exp.
Washing cars, eating
popsicles,) while behind a
glass window.
• Notable people: Glenn
Quagmire.
Level 3: Murder
• In Level 3, Murderers will be
killed by various methods
throughout eternity.
• Notable people: Timothy
McVeigh, Heinrich
Himmler, Paul Jennings Hill,
and Nathan Bedford
Forrest,
Level 2: Fundamentalism
• In Level 2, People who believe
in ignorance and dogma and
force people to follow their
religion and kill those who
refused will live the knowledge
that they chosen the wrong
religion for all eternity.
• Notable People: Jerry Falwell,
Jack T. Chick, Osama Bin
Laden, and Pope Benedict XVI
Level 1: The Palace of Satan
• It is here where Satan lives
and controls Hell. Also here
are the souls of the most evil
people whoever walked the
Earth, & they are personally
tortured by the Dark Lord
himself.
• Notable people: Satan,
Saddam Hussein, The Sith
Lords, and at least half of the
Disney Villains.
The End……?
Directed, Produced, Written, & Effects by Eric K. Helgeson.
Images provided by Wikipedia and Google.
And now a final from our hostess, Miss Hell of 2009:
Hurry Back, hurry back! Be sure to bring your Death certificate.
Copyright 2010 Yensid Productions.

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Hell from a liberal perspective

  • 1. Hell from a liberal perspective Abandon all hope ye who enter here By Eric K. Helgeson
  • 2. Level 9: Thieves • In Level 9, Thieves and robbers who steal for their own greed have their hands cutoff and regrowned for eternity. • Notable people: Billy the Kid, Vincenzo Peruggia, and Blackbeard.
  • 3. Level 8: Cheaters • In Level 8, cheaters are betting for their freedoms in a casino where they always lose. • Notable people: Bernie Madoff, Peter Minuit, and Mr. Henry F. Potter.
  • 4. Level 7: Gluttons • In Level 7, the gluttons who hoard food will become pigs and eat their own excrement before being served to the demons as dinner. • Notable people: Ciacco, and Hermann Göring.
  • 5. Level 6: Cruelty to Animals • In Level 6, People who torture and kill animals for fun(Hunting them doesn't count). Will face the same torture they put the animals through. • Notable people: Sharon McDonough, David Motari, Tyler Hayes Weinhams, and the people who make crush films.
  • 6. Level 5: Rapists and Molesters • In Level 6, rapists and molesters will be turned into women and raped in all holes by big men in a prison shower. • Notable people: Pedophile Catholic priests, Patrick Horen, and Johnny.
  • 7. Level 4: Lust • In Level 4, all sexaholics will be tied to a cross and watch the succubi doing sexually suggestive stuff(exp. Washing cars, eating popsicles,) while behind a glass window. • Notable people: Glenn Quagmire.
  • 8. Level 3: Murder • In Level 3, Murderers will be killed by various methods throughout eternity. • Notable people: Timothy McVeigh, Heinrich Himmler, Paul Jennings Hill, and Nathan Bedford Forrest,
  • 9. Level 2: Fundamentalism • In Level 2, People who believe in ignorance and dogma and force people to follow their religion and kill those who refused will live the knowledge that they chosen the wrong religion for all eternity. • Notable People: Jerry Falwell, Jack T. Chick, Osama Bin Laden, and Pope Benedict XVI
  • 10. Level 1: The Palace of Satan • It is here where Satan lives and controls Hell. Also here are the souls of the most evil people whoever walked the Earth, & they are personally tortured by the Dark Lord himself. • Notable people: Satan, Saddam Hussein, The Sith Lords, and at least half of the Disney Villains.
  • 11. The End……? Directed, Produced, Written, & Effects by Eric K. Helgeson. Images provided by Wikipedia and Google. And now a final from our hostess, Miss Hell of 2009: Hurry Back, hurry back! Be sure to bring your Death certificate. Copyright 2010 Yensid Productions.