5. Step One: Turn on indoor fountain.
Step Two: Go to bathroom since sound of running
water makes you have to go. . .
6. Step Three: Turn on radio to static
Step Four: Turn off radio, static driving you crazy, you
feel like you are about to be invaded by Poltergeists
7. Step Five: Go to the bathroom again, all of
that running water is too much. Turn off fountain
on the way back to bed
Step Six: Not to promote drug use, but it’s
either this or no sleep and you are a grouch. Take
your sleeping pill and finally get some sleep.
