Valentine’s Day<br />Customs and Symbols<br />
Love is STRONG<br />Let me squeeze the love right out of you.<br />
February 14th<br />Valentine’s Day is on February 14th.<br />The picture to your left looks like it says “74” instead of “...
St. Valentine<br />Saint Valentine was murdered on February 14th between AD 269 and263.<br />
Wall Calendar<br />These children are marking Valentine’s Day on a calendar.<br />These children only want candy so the de...
Valentine’s Day Card<br />This Valentine’s Day card is pink<br />It has two hearts on it.<br />Someone will sign the card,...
Cards are made of paper<br />More on Cards…<br /><ul><li>Paper factories pollute the environment
Paper comes from trees
Greeting cards pollute the environment and kill trees</li></li></ul><li>Chocolate Candy<br />Red boxes of chocolate candy ...
Tooth decay<br />Love expressed in candy equals painful dental visits<br />
Gift and Card<br />Someone will be happy to receive this Valentine’s Day gift and card.<br />This is not a real gift, it’s...
Flowers for Her<br />The husband is holding a bouquet of flowers behind his back.<br />He is going to give them to his wif...
Flowers after 2 days…<br />
Cupid<br />Be careful…if Cupid strikes you with his arrow, you will fall in love with the first person you see.<br />If yo...
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Valentines day

  1. 1. Valentine’s Day<br />Customs and Symbols<br />
  2. 2. Love is STRONG<br />Let me squeeze the love right out of you.<br />
  3. 3. February 14th<br />Valentine’s Day is on February 14th.<br />The picture to your left looks like it says “74” instead of “14”<br />EPIC FAIL<br />
  4. 4. St. Valentine<br />Saint Valentine was murdered on February 14th between AD 269 and263.<br />
  5. 5. Wall Calendar<br />These children are marking Valentine’s Day on a calendar.<br />These children only want candy so the dentist will give them new toothbrushes.<br />You can tell how much a child is loved by how many cavities he/she has.<br />
  6. 6. Valentine’s Day Card<br />This Valentine’s Day card is pink<br />It has two hearts on it.<br />Someone will sign the card, put it in the envelope, and give it to a special person.<br />I didn’t get you a card.<br />
  7. 7. Cards are made of paper<br />More on Cards…<br /><ul><li>Paper factories pollute the environment
  8. 8. Paper comes from trees
  9. 9. Greeting cards pollute the environment and kill trees</li></li></ul><li>Chocolate Candy<br />Red boxes of chocolate candy are popular on Valentine’s Day.<br />Chocolate is expensive.<br />I didn’t get you any chocolate.<br />
  10. 10. Tooth decay<br />Love expressed in candy equals painful dental visits<br />
  11. 11. Gift and Card<br />Someone will be happy to receive this Valentine’s Day gift and card.<br />This is not a real gift, it’s just a PowerPoint. <br />
  12. 12. Flowers for Her<br />The husband is holding a bouquet of flowers behind his back.<br />He is going to give them to his wife.<br />The flowers will die soon after they’ve been given.<br />The husband has knowingly given his wife something that will die soon.<br />True love equals dead flowers.<br />What does the wife have behind her back? Is that nothing? Then she deserves dead flowers.<br />
  13. 13. Flowers after 2 days…<br />
  14. 14. Cupid<br />Be careful…if Cupid strikes you with his arrow, you will fall in love with the first person you see.<br />If you are attacked with arrows, then you must fight back. <br />.22 cal rifle is more accurate than an arrow.<br />Good luck Cupid.<br />
  15. 15. THE END<br />With love, Melanie<br />

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