3. February 14th Valentine’s Day is on February 14th. The picture to your left looks like it says “74” instead of “14” EPIC FAIL
4. St. Valentine Saint Valentine was murdered on February 14th between AD 269 and263.
5. Wall Calendar These children are marking Valentine’s Day on a calendar. These children only want candy so the dentist will give them new toothbrushes. You can tell how much a child is loved by how many cavities he/she has.
6. Valentine’s Day Card This Valentine’s Day card is pink It has two hearts on it. Someone will sign the card, put it in the envelope, and give it to a special person. I didn’t get you a card.
10. Tooth decay Love expressed in candy equals painful dental visits
11. Gift and Card Someone will be happy to receive this Valentine’s Day gift and card. This is not a real gift, it’s just a PowerPoint.
12. Flowers for Her The husband is holding a bouquet of flowers behind his back. He is going to give them to his wife. The flowers will die soon after they’ve been given. The husband has knowingly given his wife something that will die soon. True love equals dead flowers. What does the wife have behind her back? Is that nothing? Then she deserves dead flowers.
14. Cupid Be careful…if Cupid strikes you with his arrow, you will fall in love with the first person you see. If you are attacked with arrows, then you must fight back. .22 cal rifle is more accurate than an arrow. Good luck Cupid.
