School project

1. World of Warcraft > Real Life By: Majed Al-Hai

2. Chapter 1 The Grim Decision Once upon a time in City Centre

3. Majed has made the grim decision of buying the almighty game, The…

4. World of Warcraft!

5. He couldn't help not buying it, his friends talked about it all the time. LFG Scarlet Monastery Cathedral Yesterday this level 43 rogue attacked me, and I used frostshock with my Totem! WORLD OF WARCRAFT OWNZ! NERF!!1!!1oneone!~

6. Majed needed to buy the game and find eternal happiness from the world. I NEED TO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT! … he said to himself.

7. He always felt that there was this missing space inside of his heart, and felt that buying this game would complete it.

8. Chapter 2 Lord of the Warcrafts As Majed was running back home, he took the game box out to spectate its spectacular design,

9. And suddenly heard an evil voice … Throw the game into the lava, Majed! Surprised Majed

10. He ignored the evil warning and continued walking home.

11. He then met Luke Skywalker and Chuck Norris on his way home and takes their autographs.

12. He finally reached home. And the first thing he has done was the last thing any living being has ever seen him do. He installed… The World of Warcraft. Chapter 3: The Beginning of the End

13. He locked himself in his room to play this game for eternity. It has been said that by passing in front of his room at night, you can hear the sounds of mad typing and screams of "WORLD OF WARCRAFT > RL" RL stands for Real Life > Stands for greater than WORLD OF WARCRAFT > RL! 02:47am

14. Some say he found his eternal happiness in life because he found this game, and it stimulates a reality that is not really true, but rather virtual reality. He enjoys playing his level 59 Tauren Warrior because it makes him feel powerful. Others say he's crazy because he types so loud and doesn't let anyone sleep.

15. We can use Majed’s now ruined life to answer the question that has confused us all. Is Virtual Reality greater than Real Life? That is for me to know, and you to find out. Narrated by: Darth Vader