A ten-year-old PowerPoint presentation about why Robert Pattinson was on peyote while shooting "Twilight."

1. Peyote Face
By: Who Cares
Created: April 16, 2009

2. Thesis
I personally think that Robert Pattinson (God
bless him) was tripping on peyote the entire
time he acted in Twilight.
Here is a short slideshow showing why.

3. Okay, here’s the beginning. This is the moment
Pattinson finds his spirit animal and begins to think
he’s sitting next to a human-sized ice cream cone. An
evil human-sized ice cream cone he must defeat with
his mind.

4. In this particular shot Pattinson is reeling from what he has just seen in the
microscope, but miraculously he still knows his lines.
After the director says cut:
Random PA to Pattinson: “You looked disturbed. What did you see in the
microscope exactly?”
Pattinson: “BawoaiisdlcalASORPIPQWL!”
Random PA: “I know. The script is awful. Here is some Vitamin Water.”

5. In this scene the floor turned into grape jelly. Also, the
exhausted Pattinson was sure Kristen Stewart’s feet had
turned into pumpkins. Still, he acted the hell out of
the scene.

6. A lot of critics could accuse Pattinson of overacting in
the driving sequences. However, if he was actually
driving his way through Louie Anderson’s digestive tract,
which is what he was seeing here, I’d say he nailed it.

7. It’s really hard to pay attention during a shoot when
the building behind Peter Facinelli begins to fill with
onion dip and all you can hear are the wailing
vocalizations of Yoko Ono.

8. Pattinson delivers his line faithfully, but it’s kind of difficult
when all you see in the distance is a giant burrito terrorizing a
town of Japanese tourists.
All his co-stars see are trees. And the film crew. Booooring…

9. Tripping on peyote and being otherwise
incomprehensible and paranoid can have side effects,
like co-workers trying to kick your ass. But don’t
worry Pattinson, the shoot is almost over.

10. Pattinson coming down. The camera just happened
to be running.

11. The End.