The document lists signs that someone might be considered a redneck, including being on a first name basis with the local police force, having a reserved cell at the police station, trying to marry a judge to get out of a traffic ticket, thinking a blood alcohol test checks for blood in beer, wearing good overalls as formal wear, owning a truck that transports mobile homes, growing vegetables on a kitchen windowsill, having a place setting for a pet dog at the dinner table, claiming pets as dependents on taxes, and having everyday feel like a family reunion. It concludes with wishing everyone a great spring break.