The document advertises a new Mercedes Benz that can accelerate from 0-60 mph in 30 seconds, offers rides on the Zeppelin airship between Germany and France for 500 Euro, highlights the Gewehr Hunting Rifle as an untraceable "all weather killing machine", and casually promotes medicinal morphine for minor injuries with potential side effects.

1. Mercedes Benz
The brand new
Mercedes Benz! A
must have! Zero to
sixty in THIRTY
SECONDS!

2. Take a ride on a Zeppelin!
Take a ride on the
world famous flying
machine! Takes you
from Germany all the
way to France for a
low cost of 500 Euro!

3. Gewehr Hunting Rifle
The Gewehr Hunting
Rifle is an all weather
killing machine. Its
like built makes it
easy to carry long
distances with, and
with a flash
suppressor makes it
impossible to trace!

4. Medicinal Morphine
Morphine! Your
everyday cure from
cuts to bruise's, side
effects may vary.