Humpty Dumpty was arrested for smuggling over 10,000 cream eggs worth thousands of pounds. As a former childhood legend, this news has devastated the local community in Ringwood. The news report details Humpty Dumpty's route that evening based on CCTV footage, interviews a witness who saw him acting strange, and includes a police statement that Humpty attempted suicide by cream egg overdose after robbing a local co-op store and disturbing neighbors, for which he will serve 10 years in prison.