1. How to transform the
appearance of your house
(so it doesn’t look like an old lady lives there)
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A guide by first time home owners for first time home owners.

2. Step 1: Buy an ugly house.

3. Step 2: Remove giant awning.

4. Step 3: If there are crazy green
stripes, paint them to match the rest
of the house.

5. Step 4: Remove “unibrow”
bushes.

6. Step 5: Paint trim around
windows and add shutters.

7. Step 6: Make plans to change
everything!

8. Step 7: Give the whole house a
fresh paint job and plant some native
flowers in front.