2. Money can buy position but not respect. Money can buy blood but not life. Money can buy medicine but not health. Money can buy sex but not love. Money can buy insurance but not safety. You see, money is not everything.
3. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering... so send me all your money and I will suffer for you. A truer Friend than me you will never find. CASH ONLY PLEASE!! Kind Regards Your true Friend