36. JOIN
THE
FIGHT
Colleagues, Brothers, Doctors:
It is with the utmost seriousness that we write to inform you of
a great threat to our profession.
Metabical, the first FDA approved prescription weight-loss
drug, is set to be available to the public at the beginning of the
New Year. In conjunction with a natural weight-loss regimen of
healthy diet and exercise, Metabical is the tipping point when
an overweight lifestyle appears impossible to escape.
Worse yet, it actually works.
We are sure you can appreciate the gravity of these
implications. With Metabical, successful weight-loss has
become a fast-approaching reality. The risks associated with
being overweight – heart, liver and kidney complications,
depression and anxiety, and many more – will become things
of the past.
And what, then, will become of us?
A healthy patient, as we well know, is no patient at all.
Help the Coalition put an end to this madness, and whatever
you do:
DO NOT TELL YOUR OVERWEIGHT
PATIENTS ABOUT METABICAL.
Visit Metabical.com
to see the madness.