A Journey of evolution of Myself from creature to common Man....It starts 30 Years back and Still continue to reach the Destiny ...

1. Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life.
So lets all get wasted and have the time of our lives!

2. It’s all starts from here...
My first step to enter into the world of
problem or the world of
opportunity......???????

3. Problem Opportunity
What the Mess…

4. !!!!! Whole
world was
whispering
something
when i was in
my mothers
Womb ......

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6. Who the
hell cares off
I will be born
Genius...

7. Wow …..life is too easy …the only struggle is getting my milk on time …
When I was Kidoo

8. Yo Man…..… things are too easy to get anything …
you just need few tears in your Eyes ….
When grown up and expert in “Art of Crying”

9. Hurry …… I don’t Know , what they are teaching ,I am happy with my yummy Lunch Box
When I entered in kindergarten

10. Hurry…passing in First division is a Biggest trap..Score less ,Be consistent & be perfect
My school days ,when weight of my
school Bag is equivalent to my own
weight

11. Yippee…… I am in collage Now..lets HOOOoooOOOOOOoo….

12. What my parents think of me ......
While i was Growing ...
He
would
be noble
lautret
Ummmm..
Noble
..nahh
..lets make
him
Doctor &
Serve
Mankind
........ohh
lets be a
engineer
...my
country
need
Scientist &
Technocrat
s ...
........Damn
God !!!!
!!!!!!!he could
not be Able to
Pass his
Graduation
even

14. What actually I AM...

15. I am nothing special, just a common man with common
thoughts, and I’ve to live a common life.

17. I would be
noble
lautret
Ummmm..
Noble ..nahh
..lets be a
Doctor &
Serve
Mankind
........ohh lets
be a
engineer
...my country
need
Scientist &
Technocrats
...
.......I???????
? I dnt
know wat
to do &
Wer to
go...
So what about
thier dreams
??????????

18. !!!!! now
i Know..
what the
whole
world was
whispering

19. carrier
responsibility
values
Culture
future
destiny goal
ambitionmotto
Success
faliure
happiness
growth

20. I am no special. So, How can you all force me to take
these words… I Am Just a Common Man

21. I cannot accept theses Uncommon things …..

22. But what should I do
now…???????????????

23. Should I Be a
Post man
Should I be a
Painter
Should I be a
Security Guard
Should I be a
Mechanic

24. But all those requires Skills……they are not common
man , they are really specials

25. Le mee Search, wat common man can do
……????????????????

27. What a common man is doing ???

28. Sergy
Bin
Lary
Page
How d hell u ..search on my
google …we have no search
option for Common Man …

30. If you born as a common man …
Its your Problem Not mine
………..don’t try to sale your
problem to me …. Better to
salesome One else
OH GOD..Help me
..Guide me …
WHAT A COMMAN
MAN CAN DO
??????

31. What do you mean by
Sale Some One ???

32. Do you want me to became
A Sales Person ???

33. Go to Hell….

34. Go to Hell….

35. May I Help u
I Desperately
Need a Sales
Job

36. Can you
Please
arrange an
Interview

37. You wanna Job..

38. Every thing on
your resume was
lie , I like that.
Welcome to the
SALES

39. From now on your one thing will
be constant in your Life
…………TARGETS

40. Me as a sales Guy …………………

42. BUSINESS
SALESLEAD
REVENUE
CONSUM
ER
SERVICE
MARKETING
CUSTOMER
BRANDING
TARGETS
VOLUME
CONVERSION
PROFIT
TOURS

43. My 11 Myth of Professional Life :-
Myth 1
Myth 2
Myth 3
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Myth 11

44. Don’t Work Hard, work Smart
#1

45. Its all about
working for
Only last 10
days of Month
...
# 2

46. There is no Business
on weekend
...Saturdays and
Sunday are all
Universal fun days
#3

47. Performance always
leads to over
expectation.. Don't
ever Raise the Bars
,,,its a suicidal attempt
#4

48. Love tours ,,as
it always make
your Pocket
Green
HR MANAGER #5

49. Some Time Super
natural powers are
Also responsible
for My Non
performance
#6

50. Our competitor have
Better plan than my
company ...even
they are Paying
much higher to their
Employees
#7

51. I Am always less
Paid ........Why
should i
Perform
#8

52. I will be a Star
performer in
Next Quarter
.........
#9

53. This company sucks
... They never care of
the Talented people
like me..they only
need sales
#10

54. An the Biggest One ...........

55. I Had learned everything ,,,now I only need
an MBA to rule
#11

56. MBA
My Thinking

57. My Apprehension

58. My Results

59. I don’t care damn shit about these colleges …… every collage is
Providing the same degree of MBA.
I don’t need IIM’s and top B school to prove myself ….
My Conclusion

60. This is my type of college …………..
My Destiny

61. What I learn in my Management Studies ...........

62. Q##% %$% ^$^^$ ^Q$^ $^ Q$Q
$#$)()(*)()( #$#$*($*)()($N)($*$(
$(#*$(#*&@#@#%@& $@$$
The first
Management
lesson I Learned in
MBA is……….
Managing the
Attendance

63. Business is not
About how you
perform …..its all
about how you
scaled in the
Presentations

64. How to find the Solution of
complex business Situation?
????????????

65. How to find the Solution of
complex business Situation?
????????????
create a
New
Situation
more
complicated
than the
Earlier one

66. if you Want to
Sleep in the
class…..Be the
first Benchers

67. My Campus Placements

68. My Campus Placements

69. My Job interview
Sir , I Know every thing about Business
Management, I had read Kotler,Harvard
Business review and studied
International Case Studies, Know Latest
Management Jargons and Above all ……

70. Ready to work in 7 digit low Salary ……
My Job interview

71. Can I Give you an
Attractive offer
Right Now c

72. Why Not Sir …its my
Pleasure and your
Privilege

73. Campus Recruitment

75. I am Job Less
now … I had
wasted my entire
Life in Studying
what I cannot do
….

76. I don’t Know
anything…. I
haven't
developed any
Skills ..

77. Only thing which
I had done was
Sales..

78. But What can I
Do Now …………

79. What
about my
Dreams
???
What about
my
Concept
???
What
about my
Thinking
???
What
about my
Creativi
ty ???
What about
my ideas
???
What
about my
Innovat
ion ???
What
about my
X factor
???

80. You Duffer….. Sale what
you have.…what you Know…
Don’t Waste my Time ever
again in life
OH GOD..Help me
..Guide me …
WHAT CAN I DO
my Life Seems
Wasted ??????

81. What does god
Mean …………

82. I Can Sale
my
Dreams
I can Sale
my
Concept
I can Sale
my
Thinking
I can Sale my
Creativity
I can Sale
my ideas
I can Sale
my
Innovat
ion
I can Sale
my X
factor

83. But Where ,
how, when
& to whom
?????

84. I buy what
Creativity
you have
I take what
you think
Sale me
what ideas
you have
Use me to
show what
innovations
you have

85. But How???
I don’t
Know
you…..

86. We are not Rocket Science
…………Just open you mind
and use your Brain

87. Pay Per View
Broadcast Calendar
CIRCULATION
Display Classified
DISPLAY ADVERTISING
READERSHIP
VIEWERSHIP
LISTENERSHIP
PR
Billboard
TRP
Subscription
Branding
MERCHANDISING
Experiential Marketing
Media Buying
Hoarding
Art
Copy
Cut
Aspect Ratio
Average Quarter Hour
Gross Impressions
News Bite
Typos
Sponsership
Tabloid

88. Piyush Pandy Prasoon Joshi Prahalad Kakkar R. Balki

89. All your Good days Are Over Now … from
now onwards you will be on peril of
others….
Piyush Pandy Prasoon Joshi Prahalad Kakkar R. Balki

90. You have to think what your client want to
think ……
Piyush Pandy Prasoon Joshi Prahalad Kakkar R. Balki

91. You have to speak what your client want
to Speak……
Piyush Pandy Prasoon Joshi Prahalad Kakkar R. Balki

92. You have to Dream what your client want
to fulfill…
Piyush Pandy Prasoon Joshi Prahalad Kakkar R. Balki

93. Since then ....I had Start Selling almost every
Intangible thing which Exist on the universe and even
Beyond it..............

94. This is my Short Story ...........Typical Struggle of a
Common Man which stared 31 years ago,,, and
Still To Be Continued...........

95. Disclaimer: - All the character in the above
story is real; resemblance to any of above
is not a coincidence.
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96. If Your want to Connect with me…
Just start your e-gadgets ….open Google
Chrome ,,and Start typing the following

97. www.facebook.com/gaurav.rawal04

98. www.twitter.com/gauravrawal04

99. www.linkedin.com/in/
gauravrawal04

100. www.gauravrawal.com

101. www.slidedhare.net
/gauravrawal

102. Also …….you can connect with me by collecting some
words..,,, make a meaningful sentence and mail to me On
Gaurav@gauravrawal.com
And on the Last Slide ……

103. If You want to curse me ,,,,abuse me ….Trash me … taunt me …. …Bash Me
…..just pick your phone and Dial
+91-9302901996 ..
Wait for few Second ,…you will receive a melodies Voice…
“ hello….Gaurav Bol Raha hoon”…..

104. I pay my Sincere thanks to each and Every Human being who wasted their
precious Seconds , Minutes ,Hours, days, months and Years to Teach me…
Trust on Me… Feed me ….tolerate me…and make me learn……………..