1. Hi!
The following advertisements are
from a press campaign by the church
of Singapore. I hope you like them …

2. Please,
do not drink when you drive.
You are not ready to see me yet.
God.

3. Can you imagine what air would cost, if
someone else provided it?
God

4. What do i have to do to get your attention?
Put an ad. In the paper?
God

5. Earth people, do not treat me like a marcian.
God

6. I thought about making the world black and white.
But then I said ... naaah!
God

7. If you missed the dawn
that I made for you today, it does not matter.
I will make you another tomorrow.
God

8. How can you be a self-made-man?
I remember perfectly, making you.
God

9. If you think Gioconda is amazing,
you should see my master piece.
In the mirror.
God

10. Do not forget your umbrella.
I have to water the plants.
God

11. In my opinion,
you are the most beautiful creature in the
world
OK, I’m biased.
God

12. Come to my house on Sunday, before the game.
God

13. Come and bring the children.
God

14. What part of “You should not ...” do’nt you
understand?
God

15. We need to talk.
God

16. I love weddings,
invite me to yours.
God

17. This “Love thy neighbour”... I meant it.
God
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18. I love you, and you, and you, and you, and you ...
God

19. The road you choose ... Will you take me with you?
God

20. Follow me.
God

21. … and when you want to know what God wants to say …
Read
The Bible
Have you read by best seller?
It’s quite a challenge.
God.

22. With pleasure I will carry your cross, come
God.

23. You are not alone, you have me
God.

24. Trust in me
God.

25. I want the best gift, for you
God.
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26. Put yourself in my hands and watch
God.
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27. I am looking for you, answer me
God.

28. Do’nt drop me.
God.
I hope you share this mesage, …
God bless you.
Al Mendoza