1. On one fateful day, September 17 th , 2011, Dawn Rolland would face perhaps the greatest adversary she has ever known ….

2. Wait for it ….

4. Aside from receiving a mere flesh wound, Dawn was able to take everything the Stay Puft Man threw her way and laugh in the face of certain death. Unfortunately, her family, witnessing their champion countenancing the prospect of a sticky end, were s’mortified.