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1. Ten weird stories that might make
you laugh out loud
Source:www.GoWeirdFacts.com
1. Don’t forget to put on hand break while
having sex in car

2. This photo was posted in a famous Chinese forum.
It’s a sunshine day, the couple drove in the lakeside road,
the fresh air of the lake was so clear, the life was
so bright. Romantic music, romantic sights, romantic
moon(sorry, it should be the Sun), the couple felt an
irresistible impulse to stop to do something
romantic, unfortunately they forgot to put on the hand
brake and the car was parked on a slope, that’s how this
weird photo was taken.
The couple insisted that they are just swimming and the
car unluckily fell into the lake. Whatever, don’t forget to put
on the hand brake on the slope, especially on the lakeside,
this is blood lesson.

3. 2. Man disguises his tortoise as hamburger to
pass security check
On July 29,2013, Mr. Li came to Guangzhou Baiyun
International Airport, he would travel to Beijing, but when
he was going through security, security official found that
his packaged KFC Hamburg was questionable, and then
checked. ‖Sir, is there a tortoise in your bag?‖ The airport
official
asked. ‖No, just
hamburger, there’s
nothing
more.‖ Mr. Li began to tongue- tied and didn’t accept the
inspection. At Security official’s repeated requests, Mr. Li
admitted that there was a tortoise in his bag. According to
himself, he thought about this method in order to travel
together with his beloved tortoise, however, it was still
seen through. Finally, Mr. Li gave the tortoise to his friend
to take care of.

4. 3. Is Daddy scared of me?
Mu Mu is a 8 years old Chinese boy, recently, he learned a
new skill– frying eggs according to the school’s
requirement. But thereafter his interest in frying eggs could
not stop; he cooked it for his father Mr. Li three times every
day. Mr. Li ate frying eggs incessantly for 20 days and was
grievously afflicted with these eggs. Then in order not to
hurt MU Mu’s feeling, he had to come home late until Mu
Mu fell asleep or Mu Mu would ask him to eat his ―favorite‖
frying eggs.

5. If I were Mu Mu, I will write a note: Daddy, your
favorite frying egg is in the fridge, don’t forget! Love Mu
Mu.
4. 2013 Ig Nobel Prizes
Prize in Medicine
Masanori Niimi, Masateru Uchiyama, Qi Zhang, Xiangyuan
Jin, Toshihito Hirai, Hisashi Bashuda and Atsushi Amano,
their research proves that opera is good for a mouse’s
heart.
―The opera prolongs a mouse’s life who had a
heart transplant.‖

6. Prize in Psychology
Oulmann Zerhouni, Medhi Ourabah,
Laurent Bègue, Baptiste Subra, and Brad Bushman, they
prove drunk men always think they are attractive.‖Beauty
Is in the Eye of the Beer Holder‖
prize in biology and astronomy
Marcus Byrne, Clarke Scholtz, Marie Dacke, Eric Warrant
and Emily Baird, they discover when dung beetles lost their
ways, they can find the way home through looking at
galaxy.‖Dung Beetles Use the Milky Way for Orientation,‖
Prize in Safety engineering
Deceased Gustano Pizzo, he invented a system
to trap skyjackers—traps them with trap doors, seal
them and throw them from airplane, police alerted by radio
will wait them on the land.
Prize in Physics
Germana Cappellini, Yuri Ivanenko, Alberto Minetti,
Francesco Lacquaniti, and Nadia Dominici, their research

7. show some people can run across the surface of a pond, if
they are on the moon.
Prize in Chemistry
Muneaki Tomotake, Nobuaki Tsuge, Shinsuke Imai,
Yoshiaki Nagatome, Hidehiko Kumgai, and
Toshiyuki Nagata, they found onions make people cry
through a complicated Chemistry process, more
complicated than scientists had found.
Prize in Archaeology
Brian Crandall and Peter Stahl, they eat a shrew without
chewing, then carefully check their excretion to study
which bones could be dissolved by human.
Prize in Peace
Alexander Lukashenko, president of Belarus, he forbids
people applaud in public and arrested a
one-armed man for applauding.

8. 5. $300,000 comes from heaven
This is a true story happened in China. China is a magical
place, even you can make money like this.
Xiao is a swindler, he is lazy and bad, he wants to be rich
but he is unwilling to pay any effort.
One day he sent a simple bulk SMS ―Please remit the
money to the card, the card number is ……‖ to thousands
of strangers and hoped to hit the jackpot so he can have a
luxury life.
Coincidentally, at the same time in the bank, a
realty company manager Qiao was going to remit 1.75
million yuan (300,000 dollars) to buy a piece of land,
suddenly he received a message ―Please remit the money
to the card, the card number is ……‖ Qiao thought it was
from the chamberlain, so he remitted 1.75 million yuan to
that card at the same day.

9. Xiao was so exciting that he received such a large sum of
money, ―God help who cheats others.‖
Xiao immediately spent 50,000 dollars on gold and
diamond.
After a few months, Qiao found that chamberlain didn’t
received one cent at all, he called the police then the police
freeze Xiao’s card immediately. Xiao was charged for fraud
and sentenced to 12 years in prison, fined 100,000
yuan. Xiao’s wife He was charged for disguising or
concealing the crime and sentenced to 2 years in prison,
fined 30,000 yuan. Xiao’s good life is over, he never knows
―God help who helps themselves‖.
Why the manager Qiao hadn’t soon found that he remitted
to a wrong card and why he could trust a strange phone
number?
I guess the 1.75 million is a bribe, you know China is a
developing country, most bribers won’t ask the official if
they had received the money and the briberies are always
very secret, maybe Qiao thought that the official used a
strange phone and a strange card in order to protect

10. himself, that’s a reasonable explanation why he remitted
money to a strange card.
6. Lie in bed 70 days, earn $18,000
NASA is searching for a group of volunteers to lie in a bed
for 70 days which is tilted downward at a 6 angles and you
can earn $18,000 at most. The volunteers could play
games, chatting with family and even remote work, all you
have to do is stay in bed.
This study wants to research the cardiovascular symptoms,
muscular dystrophy and bone density what an astronaut
may experience in space.

11. You can shower, watch TV, play computer, and have a
two-week recovery period after this study, but you have to
pass the Modified Air Force Class III physical, have a
strong mental to stay in bed for 70 days- not every type of
person is able to suffer the boring.
Still have interesting? Contact NASA and learn more about
the study.

12. 7. Preacher makes congregation eat grass

13. .
I know green vegetable is good for health, but guys, is it
necessary to eat green grass directly?
South African Christianity preacher Daniel Lesego
launched an ―eating grass‖ movement. He told his
congregation that eating grass can ―bring them closer to
God‖ and curing their diseases, he claimed anything in the
world is edible. His movement received controversial
criticisms, but some believers firmly believed
their preacher. 27-year-old Doreen Kgatle said that she
had a stroke 2 years ago and was unable to walk until
she obeyed the pastor’s order and began to eat grass. But
most people get sick and vomit.
I don’t know much about religion, and maybe science can’t
explain many mysterious phenomena, but I think the
leader should make himself as a example – he should eat
the grass first. And he also should get Noble Peace Prize
as his method will eliminate hunger all over the world, if it
works.

14. 8. Raccoon bites off man’s penis avoiding
raped
I don’t like drunkard, especially when he also is an animal
sadist, Alexander Kirilov is the person I hate. On a
weekend in 2009, this Russian man was drunk as usual
and had nothing to do, maybe alcohol ruined his brain, he
decided to rape a raccoon with his friends around(maybe
this is a gang rape?), the raccoon was frightened but didn’t
give up resistance, it gave the man a critical strike - bit off
his penis uncharitably. Then Alexander was sent to the
hospital, but his penis was unable to restore to the original
position again.

15. 9. 440 lb virgin sends his gf through wall and
ends up in ER on his first time
440-pound virgin Gregg Casarona sent his girlfriend to the
ER, because he sent her head straight through the
basement’s sheet-rock wall during his first time.

16. Gregg and Jen had been dating for about one month, then
they decided to eat the forbidden fruit. Sadly, the first time
he has sex is awkward, the big inertia put 110-pound Jen’s
head through the sheet-rock wall. Gregg’s first reaction
was ―OMG, I killed her, in my first time.‖ Fortunately,
optimistic Jen pulled her head back from the wall and
asked Gregg to continue. Gregg immediately sent her to
the hospital and she was diagnosed with a
concussion. That story happened around 8 years ago, now
they have broken up but still are close friends and
Gregg has successfully lost 220 pounds.
Does anyone have more memorable or more awkward first
sex?

17. 10. Man drinks cow urine to control diabetes
Some people believe grass can cure any disease, some
people believe cow urine has the efficacy.
Some Hindus have always insisted on drinking fresh cow
urine as long as 10 years. 42-year-old Jairam Singhal is a

18. devout Hindu, he said that his diabetes was cured and his
blood sugar level has been maintained at a stable level
after he began to drink cow urine every morning, he has
insisted on his habit for over 10 years. Hindus believe that
cow is a sacred animal, so its urine will have a magical
effect to prevent and cure diseases. At present, more and
more people begin to join the rank of drinking cow urine.
Would you want to have a try?