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Nhl country
1. What
if
the
NHL
were
a
country?
By
:
ennis-‐the-‐menace
2. President:
Gary
Be<man
-‐ This
must
be
a
dictatorship
because
no
one
would
voluntarily
vote
for
him
-‐ Probably
friends
with
Kim
Jong-‐Un
-‐ Hate
hate
hate
hate
3. Vice
President:
Donald
Fehr
-‐ Be<er
liked?
-‐ Hates
Be<man
too
-‐ On
the
verge
of
crying
-‐ He
is
Kred
of
your
shit
He
used
to
be
VP
of
the
baseball
country.
4. Senate:
Team
Owners
-‐ Ummm
-‐ Some
work
well
and
invest
in
their
state
(aka
team)
-‐ Be<man’s
minions
-‐ Florida’s
senator
is
broke
as
fuck
-‐ Be
careful
with
these
guys
5. House
of
RepresentaKves:
General
Managers
-‐ Pre<y
much
control
your
life
-‐ Some
are
smart
like
Doug
Armstrong
-‐ Some
are
stupid
like
Darcy
Regier
-‐ Always
watching
-‐ Basically
they
are
big
brother
They
feed
on
draT
picks
6. FBI:
Brendan
Shanahan
-‐ And
then
there’s
this
asshole
-‐ Video
board
of
shame
-‐ Might
give
you
jail
Kme
-‐ Might
give
you
community
service
-‐ No
one
fucking
knows
Aka
“Shanabans”
He
used
to
be
a
criminal
7. The
Police:
Referees
-‐ Fuck
all
of
you
-‐ They
all
suck
-‐ Get
off
your
knees
you’re
blowing
the
game!
-‐ Does
your
wife
know
you
are
screwing
us?
-‐ Requirements:
must
be
legally
blind
You
can’t
do
that
8. Governor:
Head
Coach
Mayors:
Assistant/goalie/condiKoning
coaches
-‐ Make
or
break
you
-‐ Either
crazy
or
stoic
-‐ Be
nice
because
they
take
a
lot
of
shit
-‐ Big
on
state’s
rights
-‐ Some
are
super
corrupt
-‐ Give
them
love
Crazy
as
fuck
Look
how
much
he
cares
9. Emergency
Service:
Trainers
and
Medical
Staff
-‐ YES
GOOD
JOB
-‐ Deserve
all
the
love
-‐ Saving
lives
like
NBD
-‐ KUDOS
We
love
you
All
the
giTs
for
you
Did
we
menKon
we
love
you?
Fucking
right!
Look
how
smart
10. Workers:
The
Players
REASON
FOR
OUR
EXISTANCE
I
hate
you
all
dumb
Can
you
not
Break
your
<3
Stupid
And
pre<y
bby
11. The
Media:
the
media
-‐ Self-‐explanatory
-‐ Some
are
like
the
New
York
Times
-‐ Some
are
like
those
shi<y
newspapers
in
drugstores
-‐ STFU
you
know
nothing
ya
creep
-‐ Milbury
and
Pierre
are
to
be
avoided
no
12. The
ConsKtuKon:
The
Stanley
Cup
-‐ Bow
before
the
lord
-‐ Religion
Marvel
at
its
beauty