1. What to do
when sales are down.
By: Mr.Wolfdog

2. Before we get started:
• Since business is
paper. We must
get rid of bad
paper.
• The shredder
makes bad
business go away.

3. • Are your business
drawers empty
yet? Good.
• Now, we can fill
them with good
money.

4. Hunger
• How hungry
are you for
business
sales?
• Hungry
enough to eat
a horse?
• Do it.

5. The Dollar Bill
• This piece of paper is called the Dollar Bill.
• You need a lot of these to increase sales.

6. Business Team
• Always be on top. Eliminate overly
educated employees. Discreetly.

7. Pencils
• Count your pencils.
• Count them all.
• These can draw dollar signs.

8. Hands

 Hidden
Sales!!!
• Hands make business sales go up.
• Get yourself some hands.
• Beautiful nails too.

9. To make business sales
go up, these next 4
things are a must in
every business making
office:

10. Executive Tape Dispenser

11. Executive Mobile Telephone
Unit

12. Executive Barcode Business
Printer

13. Executive Elks

14. Business Travel
Successful sales are 83.5% image.
Go everywhere in a jet.

15. Say the word ‘sucesfull’
in a business like way
10 times.