3. Paul Landers
Isn't this that midget you're always talking about?
Ja, it is.
Why is he making out with his dummy head thing?
I think it was for Mein Teil or something... Shall we move on?
Please? I'm a bit scared..
4. Till Lindemann
This one's a bit scary...
He's anything BUT scary...
But he's so big!
He's a teddy bear...
5. Flake Lorenz
Why's he so skinny?
He's a punk..
In my house he'd be fat as hell!
True that! Poor liebchen needs to eat!
He also kinda looks like my big brother..
Oh god, you're right..!
6. Marko Saaresto
Why does he look crazy?
He's Marko Saaresto...
...He sorta looks a bit like your boyfriend.
Y'think so?
He has the same kind of insane look as when Coral gets jealous over you talking to
someone else.
-Dies laughing- I love you so damn much
7. Christoph 'Doom' Schneider
Wasn't he the one that dressed as a woman in Mein Teil?
He was. Frau Schneider.
...He was pretty hot as her.
He makes a good woman.
