Calculus Rock is a parody song about calculus class set to the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock". In 3 sentences: The song describes the pains of calculus class, including integrating, using u-substitution, and deriving the quadratic formula. While BC kids are smart and AB kids are fun, the singer says they still fail all the tests and finds the disaster curve enjoyable. The song concludes by saying calculus class is a prime source of trouble but they just might pass if lucky.

1. Page8 Calculus Song Book
Calculus Rock
(to the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock")
Calculus, Calculus, Calculus Class
It's such a great pain in the ass (ymptote)!
Inte-gratin'
And using u-sub,
Deriving the quadratic formula!
All BC kids are really smart,
All AB kids are really fun.
But we still fail all the tests,
The disaster curve's fun!
I'm not a bright guy,
It's the wrong time
To use an integral.
The derivative of a function
Is the slope of the tangent line!
Calculus, Calculus, Calculus Class
You are an x triple prime (of time)!
If we're lucky, we just might pass
Here in Calculus, Here in Calculus, Here in Calculus class!