Brandon Montague chose a font for a product called "crazy" because the font was also crazy and reflected the name of the product. He did not choose other fonts because they were hard to read, too plain, too blurry, or too dull and not crazy enough for a product called "crazy".

1. Brandon Montague
Font
I have chosen this font because it is ‘crazy’ which
reflects the name of the product.
I have not chosen this font because it is hard to read.
This one has not been chosen because it is too plain.
I have not chosen this one because it is too blurry
This font has not been chosen because it is too dull and
not ‘crazy’ enough.