1. Happy fucking birthday, girl!

2. eight fucking years

3. nineteen, eh?

4. guess i can't really make fun of you anymore for being younger, huh?

5. i'm bored and just downloaded this new program, so i decided i'd make you this extremely ugly power point. you can admit that it's ugly, it's okay, i know it is. but i also can't really afford to buy you anything, so this and your livejournal post are going to have to be kosher, k!?

6. so happy fucking birthday, twat!

7. © ashley roberts 2007