1. Mr. Bulletman
Gather around and hearken, you ladies and
gentlemen
I have tidings for every woman and every man
I, the chosen and distinguished Mr. Bulletman,
I decree the birth of the glorious new kingdom of
Bullestan
2. Let me be clear, in my kingdom there will be no
room for wise men
Because I, the Bulletman, know they’re worse than
bogeymen
So, to protect you, good people, from these evil
men,
I will your brains every morning scan
And certainly in the evening thoroughly rescan
3. Till thine brains turn completely spick-and-span
Then I will tell you how to read and understand the
Koran
Because alone, simply none of you can
Trust me my good people. All I want is
strengthening your “Iman”
And to do so, I had to travel lands as far as
Afghanistan
4. And learn from the great gurus of Taliban
Who triumphantly demolished the Buddhas of Bamiyan
Well, you and I, we shall follow the path of the great
Taliban
We will silence every breath and every voice we don’t agree
with in our Klan
That is the way we shall rule and I’m sure we can!
So Glory be to me Bulletman and my kingdom Bullestan;-)
By Arbi Mchiche