Christmass jokes

1. Q: What does Santa use
to measure?
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Q: Where do snowmen go
dancing?
Q: What does the
gingerbread man put
on his bed?
A:
Santameters! A:
A
snowball!
A:
Cookie
sheets!
Q: Where does a
snowman keep his
money?
Q: What happens if you
eat Christmas
decorations?
Q: What does an elf
study in school?
Q: What goes oh, oh,
oh?
Q: What do you get if
you cross an apple with
a Christmas Tree?
Q: What do road crews
use at the North Pole?
Q: What do you call
Santa when he stops
moving?
Q: What should you
give your parents at
Christmas?
Q: What kind of bug
hates Christmas?
A:
A
pineapple!
A:
In
a
snowbank!
A:
You
get
tinselitus!
A:
The
elfabet
A:
Snow
cones!
A:
Santa
Pause
A:
A
list
of
what
you
want.
A:
A
humbug!
A:
Santa
Claus
walking
backward!

2. Q: Where did the
mistletoe go to become
famous?
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Q: What do you call a
greedy elf?
Q: What does Mrs.
Claus say when there
are clouds in the sky?
A:
Holly-Wood A:
Elfish!
A:
It
looks
like
rain,
deer.
Q: What do monkeys
sing at Christmas?
Q: What is every
parent’s favorite
Christmas carol?
Q: Why didn’t Rudolph
get a good report card?
Q: How does Rudolph
know when Christmas is
coming?
Q: What do snowmen
eat for breakfast?
Q: How do sheep wish
each other happy
holidays?
Q: How much did
Santa's sleigh cost?
Q: Why wouldn’t the
Christmas tree stand
up?
Q: What kind of
motorcycle does Santa
like to ride?
A:
Frosted
Flakes
A:
Jungle
Bells!
A:
Silent
Night
A:
Because
he
went
down
in
history.
A:
Merry
Christmas
to
ewe.!
A:
Nothing!
It
was
on
the
house!
A:
It
had
no
legs.
A:
A
Holly
Davidson!
He
checks
his
calen-deer.