2. Scamp Barkin
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I drew that uwu
planet earth revolves around her
27 forever (kinda complicated)
huge bitch
freeloader
mentally unstable
moral compass is a little inaccurate
everyone-sexual
so punk rock
married but not really
(complicated)
3. JD Dunn
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works at gamestop
unimportant
scamp’s “husband”
totally got replaced
talentless hack
depressed (i wonder why)
him and scamp have a history
leader of the “I Hate Alex Club”
rlly emo
his parents are dead and his
girlfriend doesn’t love him
4. Alex Wentz
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hot mama
seriously
really hot
30 (old)
talented musician
scamp’s first and most important
bbz
dated her and then didn’t but
then dated her again
sensitive and a drama queen (but
cute)
so pop punk
him and scamp have a better
history
6. Chris “Sully” Sullivan
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another hot man
bi
dating a soulless monster
frequently without a shirt
used to like scamp
adorable and innocent but
sometimes scary
• likes to drink (a lot)
• makes good pancakes
• sees EVERYTHING
7. Shane Pierce
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done with ur shit
28
soulless monster
no moral compass
literally an evil genius
likes to beat children
arrogant
asshole
will probably murder
someone someday
• hates everyone (one
exception)
8. Henry Dunn & Abby Mills
• not hugged
enough as a
child
• JD’s brother
• used to be
married to Abby
but now
divorced
• resentful
• dated scamp
once
• not really friends
with
anyone, just
kept around so
they could use
his house
• huge bitch but not in
a good way
• clean freak
• killjoy
• dated shane for a
while
• bad taste in men
• somehow has a kid
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• (gross)
• lives in the house
just because she is
the only one who
cleans it
9. Cowhide
• 16
• shane’s punching bag
• technically scamp is his
guardian
• mentally unstable
• used to be rlly emo
• had a name but we forgot it
so we just made his nickname
his real name
• has a cute girlfriend
• high school student
• diabetic
10. Minor Characters
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Derek (Scamp’s evil ex)
Rayne (JD’s evil ex)
Jack (Alex’s bff [scamp cheated on alex w him once])
Annie (Auggie’s old roomate)
Tanisha (it’s complicated)
Chris (Abby and Henry’s lunatic son)
Robin (Cowhide’s girlfriend)
Armor (rachel)
Reid (smart boy who used to live with scamp)
