1. Pensées in Helvetica “ Le silence é te rnel de ces espaces infinis m'effraie.”

2. Can you take a hot girl’s ugly sister and fix her up to look as good as the unattainable original?

3. The "necessities of life" do nothing but impede true living.

4. The Superstation Conundrum: why are some movies better to watch on television than on DVD?

5. True love is a fairy tale, told to girls and boys By people with the best of intentions.

6. My taste is impeccable, but not elitist. Unless it's elitist. Then it's elitist.

7. I am bored. Bored, bored, board. B-O-A-R-D.

8. This room is an Idea.

9. He spent three years of his life writing that book and he’ll spend the rest of his life trying to live it down.

10. I shed skin, but am still the same snake.

11. I am the Platonic Form of the aspiring and uninspired artist. The dilettante. The life of incomplete dreams.

12. I am the bottom rung on a thousand foot ladder. I am revised, filtered, edited, disapproved every day. I am a bit player in a two bit production.

13. I am going to Silence the sky with love.

14. More than a handful is a waste. That is actually not true. I can't emphasize that enough.

15. Someone named Rex is obviously gay. That’s just obvious.

16. My life of late has been all about hockey and self-loathing. I’m pretty committed to both .

17. Every one of us is going to grow old together. And then die alone.

18. I don't believe you for a second when you say that you are a good girl. Don't get me wrong. I believe you are good. I just don't believe that you aren't also naughty.

19. Tonight he looked to the top right corner of the right page in his book to see what time it was. The book said it was time to get off the computer.

20. The boys say hi. As do i. Obli dee, Obli dah. Cuckoo coo choo. I am the egg you on man, A.

21. Dénouement