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Andrew Bishop - Artist, Ryan Pearson -
 Designer, Renn Farnell - Artist, Jake
Osbaldeston - Artist, Matthew House -
What did we want to do with our
             game?
• A game emphasising a continuous cycle;
  which in itself can represent a futile struggle.
  Like staying awake for all of Games Jam.
Initial Concepts
• One idea was that you were a large snake, eating many, many
  smaller snakes.
• It would be impossible to eat all the snakes within a certain time. So
  some of the snakes would start to grow…
• Snakes you ate would be reborn soon after!
• You had to choose which targets to eat, before one of the snakes
  got too big and tried to fuck you up.
• Like an inverted “Feeding Frenzy”
codename: “Growing Pains”
• Then we decided snakes are for losers
• A shooter where enemies grow larger and stronger
  over time.
• A killed enemy respawns straight away; albeit at
  normal size.
• A survival game with no “waves”.
• Even aggressive strategies will still leave some
  enemies alive, eventually causing comically
  oversized enemies which are stupidly hard to kill.
  For fun!
• Other elements in the environment will also grow
  over time. Insert penis jokes here.
Story
• Time is broken!!
• Rolex go out of business.
• Creatures from history are evolving too
  quickly, causing time paradoxes and
  ripping the space-time continuum apart.
  Other such sci-fi mumbo jumbo occurs.
• You have been sent back to kill everything
  that moves, because you are American.
Here is what we’ve done
Made stuff and not taken new screenshots of them!
Here’s a video…
Someone will click on it and make it play this is a
Powerpoint I don’t know why you were
expecting the video to be here, don’t be so
silly, silly you. Maybe you should stop being so
silly and watch the video instead, good idea
right? RIGHT, you do that now. If you’re still
reading this and not watching the video put
your hand up so I can find you after the
presentation and throw things at you and your
weird attention deficit disorder.
Conclusion
Needs more dinosaurs, we had no time left to
                 do this,


DAMN YOU TIME.

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Shittily Titled Game Presenation 2K12

  • 1. Andrew Bishop - Artist, Ryan Pearson - Designer, Renn Farnell - Artist, Jake Osbaldeston - Artist, Matthew House -
  • 2. What did we want to do with our game? • A game emphasising a continuous cycle; which in itself can represent a futile struggle. Like staying awake for all of Games Jam.
  • 3. Initial Concepts • One idea was that you were a large snake, eating many, many smaller snakes. • It would be impossible to eat all the snakes within a certain time. So some of the snakes would start to grow… • Snakes you ate would be reborn soon after! • You had to choose which targets to eat, before one of the snakes got too big and tried to fuck you up. • Like an inverted “Feeding Frenzy”
  • 4. codename: “Growing Pains” • Then we decided snakes are for losers • A shooter where enemies grow larger and stronger over time. • A killed enemy respawns straight away; albeit at normal size. • A survival game with no “waves”. • Even aggressive strategies will still leave some enemies alive, eventually causing comically oversized enemies which are stupidly hard to kill. For fun! • Other elements in the environment will also grow over time. Insert penis jokes here.
  • 5. Story • Time is broken!! • Rolex go out of business. • Creatures from history are evolving too quickly, causing time paradoxes and ripping the space-time continuum apart. Other such sci-fi mumbo jumbo occurs. • You have been sent back to kill everything that moves, because you are American.
  • 6. Here is what we’ve done Made stuff and not taken new screenshots of them!
  • 7. Here’s a video… Someone will click on it and make it play this is a Powerpoint I don’t know why you were expecting the video to be here, don’t be so silly, silly you. Maybe you should stop being so silly and watch the video instead, good idea right? RIGHT, you do that now. If you’re still reading this and not watching the video put your hand up so I can find you after the presentation and throw things at you and your weird attention deficit disorder.
  • 8. Conclusion Needs more dinosaurs, we had no time left to do this, DAMN YOU TIME.