1. <br />Macgreggor : You say that it will be alright, it will be alright, But when you do I just fill up with spite, I just fill up with spite. I turn round every corner and I lose more of my prize, You lose more than you win and I know that is not a lie, It makes you laugh, you wonder if it’s all some people have.<br />Macgreggor : Poker is sad,Other three : (Yeah poker is sad)Macgreggor : Oh it really makes you mad. Poker is sadOther three : (Yeah poker is sad)Macgreggor : The inventor musta been a crazy ladOther three : (poker is sad)Macgreggor : Yes it really makes ye mad, Poker is sad.Other three : ( poker is sad)Macgreggor : And now it’s left me really raving mad.<br />Spoken : Davidov : Oh come on man it ain’t that bad. Macgreggor : How not? Davidov : Well... For a start…<br />Davidov : Poker is a marvellous thing, is a marvellous thing. It can turn a lousy beggar into the richest of kings. Provides some entertainment before the pillage of our life, Excitement pours right through you it could be cut through with a knife, You see it’s fair, Why else would have sat down on that chair?<br />Macgreggor stands cross-armed shaking his head.<br />Davidov : Poker is great!Barbacafe and Starwings : (Yeah poker’s great)Davidov : No, don’t make no mistake, Poker is great!Barba and Star : (Yeah poker is great)Davidov: It’s good to play within a lucky state!B & S : (Whoa poker is greaaat)Davidov : No, don’t make no mistake, Poker is great!B & S : (ooo poker is greaaat)Davidov : And now I’ve got a load of pieces of eight.<br />Davidov : It’s amazing, how can you not see?Macgreggor : It’s the worst thing that could possibly have happened to me!Davidov : It makes you money, Even if you lose a lot of extra, extra yeah.Macgreggor : You are wrong, it’s obvious, obvious, ob-vi-ous.Starwings and Barbacafe : (Poker is sad)Davidov : You have to see, that you are wrong, this is the best thing in the world.Starwings and Barbacafe : (Poker is great)Macgreggor : How can you say that, after all the money you have lost before hand.Starwings and Barbacafe : (Poker is sad)Davidov : I’m only saying that, your well overreacting.Starwings and Barbacafe : (Poker is great)Macgreggor : I can’t believe, your arrogant, it’s doing my head in, Ugh!<br />Macgreggor : Poker is sad!Starwings and Barbacafe : (Poker is sad)Macgreggor : Oh it really makes you mad.Davidov : Poker is great!Starwings and Barbacafe : (ooo yeah Poker’s great)Davidov : It’s good to play within a lucky state!Starwings and Barbacafe : (yeah! Poker is so sad)Macgreggor : It REALLY makes you mad!Davidov : Poker is great!Starwings and Barbacafe : (oo Poker is great!)Davidov : It’s good to play withing a lucky state!Starwings and Barbacafe : (Oh poker is sad)Macgreggor : ohhhhhh YEAH YEAHDavidov : Poker is great!Starwings and Barbacafe : (Poker is great)together {Macgreggor : The inventor musta been a crazy lad!{Davidov : It’s good to within a lucky state!Macgreggor and Davidov : Yeah YEAHHH!!<br />Macgreggor and Davidov : What’s more to say?Starwings and Barbacafe : (What’s more to say)All : Who cares about poker... anyway.<br /> <br />