1. Week 5 Phil
It's just another manic gunday
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It's just another manic gunday
Dupree Phillips of Gunnage County was gundown last night in a recent shooting involving two bored,
depressed people. Dupree stated that when he was being gunned down, he overheard his gunners rocking
out to Bruce Springsteen's Dancing in the Dark with their very own rendition of it. While running, he said
that, he couldn't help but skip to the tunes that the perpetrators were singing to.
When asked in a recent interview of what the rendition was he said, it went something like this. "I get up
in the evening, I ain't got nothing to do so i go buy a gun, and that's where i met you. Man I'm just tired
and bored of my life, hey there revolver, I could used a little trouble. You can't start a fire, you can't start a
fire without a spark, this gun's for hire, even if we're just shooting in the dark."