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Could your yoga pants get you laid? 
By: NobleWorks Cards
If the entire "Abercrombie and 
Fitch" logo comfortably fits 
across your ass, yoga pants 
aren’t for you.
If your vajajay is claustrophobic, 
yoga pants aren’t for you.
If you have or ever consider 
getting a penis, yoga pants 
aren’t for you.
If your ass has no chance of 
ever being showcased in a rap 
video, yoga pants aren’t for 
you.
If you look better in a downward 
facing hot dog than downward facing 
dog, yoga pants aren’t for you.
If your Instagram account would be 
shut down for posting a butt selfie, 
yoga pants aren’t for you.
If your twerk registers a 6.0 or higher on the 
Richter Scale, yoga pants aren’t for you.
If your nickname is "Dimples" yet 
you have no dimples on your face, 
yoga pants aren’t for you.
If your favorite style of lingerie is the 
granny panty, yoga pants aren’t for 
you.
If you took an eternal vow 
promising yourself to God, yoga 
pants aren’t for you.
NobleWorks Cards 
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Could Your Yoga Pants Get You Laid?

  • 1. Could your yoga pants get you laid? By: NobleWorks Cards
  • 2. If the entire "Abercrombie and Fitch" logo comfortably fits across your ass, yoga pants aren’t for you.
  • 3. If your vajajay is claustrophobic, yoga pants aren’t for you.
  • 4. If you have or ever consider getting a penis, yoga pants aren’t for you.
  • 5. If your ass has no chance of ever being showcased in a rap video, yoga pants aren’t for you.
  • 6. If you look better in a downward facing hot dog than downward facing dog, yoga pants aren’t for you.
  • 7. If your Instagram account would be shut down for posting a butt selfie, yoga pants aren’t for you.
  • 8. If your twerk registers a 6.0 or higher on the Richter Scale, yoga pants aren’t for you.
  • 9. If your nickname is "Dimples" yet you have no dimples on your face, yoga pants aren’t for you.
  • 10. If your favorite style of lingerie is the granny panty, yoga pants aren’t for you.
  • 11. If you took an eternal vow promising yourself to God, yoga pants aren’t for you.
  • 12. NobleWorks Cards Facebook! Twitter! More funny jokes to get you through the day!