Could Your Yoga Pants Get You Laid?
- 2. If the entire "Abercrombie and
Fitch" logo comfortably fits
across your ass, yoga pants
aren’t for you.
- 4. If you have or ever consider
getting a penis, yoga pants
aren’t for you.
- 5. If your ass has no chance of
ever being showcased in a rap
video, yoga pants aren’t for
you.
- 6. If you look better in a downward
facing hot dog than downward facing
dog, yoga pants aren’t for you.
- 7. If your Instagram account would be
shut down for posting a butt selfie,
yoga pants aren’t for you.
- 8. If your twerk registers a 6.0 or higher on the
Richter Scale, yoga pants aren’t for you.
- 9. If your nickname is "Dimples" yet
you have no dimples on your face,
yoga pants aren’t for you.
- 10. If your favorite style of lingerie is the
granny panty, yoga pants aren’t for
you.
- 11. If you took an eternal vow
promising yourself to God, yoga
pants aren’t for you.