3. Sc 001 Panel 3
Dialog
LARRY: Whatta the hells? Why you do these things woman? Thassa
Crazy!
Action
Fade in On a food truck outside Epic Studios. Inside an angry
Larry is talking on his cellphone
Sc 002 Panel 1
Dialog
LARRY: Call a plumber? I do not to the think so! No plumber she
gonna look under mya sink!
Action
INT. FOOD TRUCK ? DAY
Larry is on his cell phone. Kegger is stirring something in a
pot.
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5. Sc 002 Panel 4
Dialog
KEGGER: Dude, Larry... who is that?
Action
INT. FOOD TRUCK ? DAY
Sc 002 Panel 5
Dialog
LARRY: Issa my wife...Franchesca... she broka the pipe unader
the sink trying toa bedazzle it.
Action
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6. Sc 002 Panel 6
Dialog
LARRY: Wassa this: BEDAZZLE?
Action
Sc 003 Panel 1
Dialog
KEGGER: It's like this thing chicks do to sparkle stuff up and
look all pretty and shit.
Action
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7. Sc 004 Panel 1
Dialog
LARRY: She wanta the sparkly pipes?!?!
Action
Sc 004 Panel 2
Dialog
LARRY: Why you doa this thing witha the sparkly pipes? My pipes
no good enough forra you as is?
Action
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8. Sc 004 Panel 3
Dialog
LARRY: Eh? Youa do this forra me? So I be proud of you?
Action
Sc 004 Panel 4
Dialog
LARRY: Oh now donna cry! C'mon donna cry leetle Franachesca!
Action
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9. Sc 004 Panel 5
Dialog
LARRY: She cry.
Action
Sc 004 Panel 6
Dialog
LARRY: Come onna now... who'sa my little canolli? Who is who
is?
Action
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10. Sc 004 Panel 7
Dialog
LARRY: No! Issa YOU you stupido COW!
Action
Sc 004 Panel 8
Dialog
LARRY: Thassa right! You my leetol canolli babay!
Action
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11. Sc 004 Panel 9
Dialog
LARRY: No not a canoli BABY...
Action
Sc 004 Panel 10
Dialog
LARRY: you like a full grown canolli
Action
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12. Sc 004 Panel 11
Dialog
LARRY: She cry again.
Action
Sc 004 Panel 12
Dialog
LARRY: Hey! Maybe we justa leave the water there like it is ya
know? Likea that swim up pool bar on our honeymoon?
Action
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13. Sc 004 Panel 13
Dialog
LARRY: No I not being cheap! I being romantic you stupid cow!
Action
Sc 004 Panel 14
Dialog
LARRY: I being cheap.
Action
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14. Sc 004 Panel 15
Dialog
LARRY: What? the water's uppa to you neck now?
Action
Sc 004 Panel 16
Dialog
LARRY: Why you not TELLA me that? Alla time I'ma talk a to you
annna you drowning! Thassa crazy!
Action
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15. Sc 005 Panel 1
Dialog
LARRY: Aw crap. Okay, look on the Youtube and find a tutorial
on pipe fixing...
Action
Sc 005 Panel 2
Dialog
LARRY: because I notta havea the plumber
Action
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16. Sc 005 Panel 3
Dialog
LARRY: inna MY house!
Action
Sc 005 Panel 4
Dialog
KEGGER: What's with you and the plumber bigotry bro?
Action
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18. Sc 006 Panel 3
Dialog
LARRY: I notta PAY some fella to come do the sexo witha MY
wife!
Action
Sc 006 Panel 4
Dialog
LARRY: Thassa MY job Kegger...
Action
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19. Sc 006 Panel 5
Dialog
LARRY: Waita second... youa paya plumber once didnt you? Come
on you admit it. Anna he makea the sexy time witha you girl
yes?
Action
Sc 007 Panel 1
Dialog
KEGGER: I WAS a plumber once Larry.
Action
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20. Sc 007 Panel 2
Dialog
KEGGER: ...and while there was a lot of laying pipe,
Action
Sc 007 Panel 3
Dialog
KEGGER: ... I don't once remember a sexy time.
Action
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21. Sc 007 Panel 4
Dialog
KEGGER: ...Of course there was that ONE dude...
Action
Sc 008 Panel 1
Dialog
Gee Mr. Coco, this is the fifth time this week you threw sand
in your garbage disposal.
Action
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22. Sc 008 Panel 2
Dialog
Gay guy: When WILL I ever learn?
Action
Sc 009 Panel 1
Dialog
LARRY: Issa okay Kegger..I forgivea you forra being the whorish
plumber.
Action
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23. Sc 010 Panel 1
Dialog
KEGGER: Chicks dig it.
Action
Sc 011 Panel 1
Dialog
LARRY: You datea the chickens too? Geeza louisa Kegger...
Action
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24. Sc 011 Panel 2
Dialog
LARRY: ... you a horn dog.
Action
Sc 012 Panel 1
Dialog
KEGGER: Hahah... You're just jealous...
Action
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25. Sc 012 Panel 2
Dialog
LARRY: Offa you?!?! AZZA IF!
Action
Sc 012 Panel 3
Dialog
LARRY: Ol' Larry he a full of it when it comea to thee sexo...
Action
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27. Sc 012 Panel 6
Dialog
LARRY: That did NOTTA come out right.
Action
Sc 012 Panel 7
Dialog
KEGGER: Hey here comes Lindsay Lorhan.
Action
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28. Sc 013 Panel 1
Dialog
KEGGER: Hey baby!
Action
Fade in On a food truck outside Epic Studios. Inside an angry
Larry is talking on his cellphone
Sc 014 Panel 1
Dialog
LINDSAY: Hey Keggsie! What?s good today?
Action
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29. Sc 015 Panel 1
Dialog
LARRY: Kegger's got some ciopinno...
Action
Sc 015 Panel 2
Dialog
LARRY: ...butta he call it the fish soup onna count of he a
stunad.
Action
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30. Sc 015 Panel 3
Dialog
LARRY: he lucky he my sister's boy..
Action
Sc 015 Panel 4
Dialog
LARRY: ...Godda resta her soul.
Action
Fade in On a food truck outside Epic Studios. Inside an angry
Larry is talking on his cellphone
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31. Sc 016 Panel 1
Dialog
LINDSAY: Ah gee, I don?t know if I?m in the mood for fish.
Let?s see?
Action
Sc 017 Panel 1
Dialog
KEGGER: ..I am... if you know what I mean my little freckled
fishing hole!
Action
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32. Sc 018 Panel 1
Dialog
LINDSAY: Aw, thank you sweetie but not today I just got
finished with my parole officer and you have no idea the things
I have to do to get to wear an ankle monitor.
Action
Sc 018 Panel 2
Dialog
LINDSAY: Raincheck?
Action
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33. Sc 019 Panel 1
Dialog
KEGGER: ...that's ridiculous! Who writes on rain?
Action
Sc 020 Panel 1
Dialog
LINDSAY: It's a figure of speech sweetie.
Action
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34. Sc 021 Panel 1
Dialog
KEGGER: ...writing makes my brain hurt.
Action
Sc 022 Panel 1
Dialog
KEGGER: Hey so where'd you get that diamond encrusted ankle
bracelet from anyways?
Action
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35. Sc 023 Panel 1
Dialog
LINDSAY:Winona Ryder turned me on to a guy on Melrose that
makes ?em. If you ever get locked up and put under house
arrest, give me a call. They make them for men, too.
Action
Sc 024 Panel 1
Dialog
KEGGER: Cool. I look forward to that.
Action
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36. Sc 025 Panel 1
Dialog
LARRY: You looka forward to being arrested?
Action
Fade in On a food truck outside Epic Studios. Inside an angry
Larry is talking on his cellphone
Sc 026 Panel 1
Dialog
LARRY: I notta bail you outta this time Kegger...
Action
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37. Sc 026 Panel 2
Dialog
LARRY: ...I swear I notta doa this thing...
Action
Sc 026 Panel 3
Dialog
LARRY: Oh I get you! I do it! I bail you out!
Action
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38. Sc 026 Panel 4
Dialog
LARRY: Butta donna you get arrested you breaka you momma's
heart.
Action
Sc 026 Panel 5
Dialog
LARRY: ...Godda resta her soul.
Action
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39. Sc 027 Panel 1
Dialog
LINDSAY: Okay I'm ready to order.
Action
Sc 027 Panel 2
Dialog
LINDSAY: I think I?ll have those bags of chips way up there
on the top shelf
Action
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43. Sc 029 Panel 1
Dialog
LINDSAY: Higher up baby... higher...
Action
Sc 029 Panel 2
Dialog
LINDSAY: Like me in about ten minutes...
Action
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44. Sc 030 Panel 1
Dialog
LARRY: Issa RIGHtA there!
Action
Sc 030 Panel 2
Dialog
Lindsay: No that one... Yeah just keep lookin' baby... you'll
get it
Action
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47. Sc 032 Panel 2
Dialog
LARRY: Oh the little klepto she try to steal from Larry again
Kegger...
Action
Sc 033 Panel 1
Dialog
LINDSAY: Sweet and Low my ass! It's sweet and HIGH!
Action
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48. Sc 034 Panel 1
Dialog
LARRY: Steal mya profits will you?
Action
Sc 034 Panel 2
Dialog
KEGGER: Larry Dude, let her go... she just thinks it's designer
cocaine cause of the cute pink color.
Action
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49. Sc 034 Panel 3
Dialog
LARRY: Fuck that.
Action
Sc 035 Panel 1
Dialog
LINDSAY: Sweet and Low my ass! It's sweet and HIGH!
Action
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51. Sc 035 Panel 4
Dialog
Action
Sc 036 Panel 1
Dialog
Kegger: DUDE! She musta been like 30 uh things away!
Action
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52. Sc 036 Panel 2
Dialog
LARRY:NOBODY steal fromma me...
Action
Fade in On a food truck outside Epic Studios. Inside an angry
Larry is talking on his cellphone
Sc 037 Panel 1
Dialog
LARRY: Well excepta my wife... anna my kids... and my
nechanic... anna YOU...
Action
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