The document compares the Philadelphia Eagles and New York Giants experiences for fans, arguing the Eagles are a better choice. It states Eagles fans are more family friendly while Giants fans can be unpleasant. It prefers the Eagles uniforms and fight song to the Giants. It also notes the Eagles have a better recent record against the Giants and your friends and dad would disapprove of supporting the Giants.
1. Why the Eagles are a better choice than the Giants for any
sane parent.
2. Stadium Experience
If you come to an Eagles game with
your dad, you’ll probably see fans that
look like this:
If you go to a Giants game with your
mom, you may be stuck next to this
guy:
3. Food
In Philly, you can get a delicious
cheesesteak from many different great
steak shops.
In New York, you have to buy food
from one of these shady characters:
5. And the kelly green throwbacks are
the best in the league.
6. In New York, they still wear pants with the same
piping as the socks I wore to 4th grade.
7. The Eagles have an awesome fight
song.
http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/videos/audio/Eag
les-Fight-Song/2BD8AB4F-C720-44EB-A216-
B1E0D39207A8
Click this link to hear it in all its glory.
8. I looked online for a Giants fight song,
and I found this piece of crap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onOMq2lJqSg
It’s not good.
9. And if none of that was enough to sway you,
how about these facts…
In the last 14 head to head meetings with the Giants,
the Eagles are 11-3.
Rooting for the Eagles will result in more wins vs the
Giants.
Rooting for the Giants will certainly result in losses,
which will erode your self esteem.
All of your friends in Burlington will ostracize you if
you wear a Giants jersey to school.
Your dad has Eagles season tickets. Your mom has to
watch on TV.
